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pantofled (/ˈpantəfl̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes soft footwear seem both practical and ceremonial. pantogamied adj. Drunk by the third round, and married conversationally to everyone present. pantogened adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one substance as the source of all others. Venezia was pantogened and explained that every drink was fundamentally the same drink. pantographed (/ˈpantəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Too drunk to move independently, but capable of keeping two things approximately parallel. pantographered (/pænˈtɒɡɹəfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to operate every hinged joint in the room by tracing its movement. Cleighton was pantographered, tracing every hinged joint from the pub door to the loos. pantographied adj. Slowed by drink to copy each gesture around you, with increasing inaccuracy and no apparent purpose. Jamauria went pantographied and reproduced the landlord’s wave several seconds late. pantoic acided adj. Drunk and reduced to the simplest possible movements, each one chemically neat but practically unhelpful. Abdiel was pantoic acided, lifting one foot carefully and forgetting what followed. pantolactoned adj. Drunk to the point where the body folds into a small, unstable ring whenever asked to turn. pantolested adj. Drunk enough to move like a recently unearthed mammal, cautiously and without confidence in the floor. pantolestided adj. Drunk past the point of modern mammalian coordination, with short, deliberate steps and a primitive reliance on walls. Reyad became pantolestided before the second landing and adopted the banister as a limb. pantologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every bodily error part of a comprehensive explanation. Regenia went pantologied and supplied a universal account of her crooked walk. pantologisted adj. Drunk beyond expertise, explaining the complete theory of balance while losing it. Rogina, pantologisted, lectured on stairs while sitting down between two of them. pantomathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic object becomes a subject on which you wish to be consulted. pantometered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every staircase into an instrument for measuring elevation by trial and error. Lorne went pantometered and took four readings from the first stair. pantometried adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning numerical significance to every wobble, angle and missed step. pantomime horsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a second person to make one coordinated animal out of two unsteady bodies.