pantomime villained
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pantomime villained (/ˈpæn.təˌmʌɪm ˈvɪl.jənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and cast by the room as the obvious cause of every overturned glass. pantomimed (/ˈpæn.təˌmʌɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating by expressive movement because speech has become negotiable.
pantomimered adj. Still drunk, and performing a silent account of the evening for anyone within viewing distance. pantomimeried adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but still capable of staging the conversation through gesture. pantomiminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary walking into a performance involving pauses, flourishes and doubtful balance. pantomimisted adj. Having drunk enough to replace speech with confident gestures that nobody has agreed to interpret. pantomimused adj. Having drunk more than an ancient performer should, and relying on gesture after the voice has retired. Annisha became pantomimused and narrated her descent through increasingly urgent movements. pantonalismed adj. You are drunk and making every key, footstep and bodily sway sound equally entitled to lead. pantonalitied adj. Of a drinker: each movement has a different centre, yet all insist on belonging to the same performance. pantonned adj. You have drunk enough to correct a narrow-footed walk by placing each step carefully against the edge of the room. Youseph went pantonned and followed the skirting board to the kitchen. pantophagied adj. Describing a drinker who has combined every available food with the indiscriminate confidence of the late evening. pantophagisted adj. Of a drinker who has eaten everything offered, including items whose purpose was not culinary. Shack became pantophagisted and inspected the ornamental fruit with serious intent. pantophled adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a slipper a modest but definite purpose. Nelwyn was pantophled and used the slipper to indicate whose turn it was to speak. pantophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary part of getting home appears to demand immediate concern. pantophthalmided adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every passing person a broad, unblinking inspection before the next round.
pantopoded adj. Drunk to the extent of moving on several small, uncertain legs towards the last available transport.