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pantry checked adj. A drinker who audits every cupboard for provisions before consenting to the journey home. pantry mothed adj. A drinker so far gone that the promise of stored grain outweighs coats, taxis and the hour. Elyshia was pantry mothed and searched the kitchen while everyone else collected coats.
pantryfuled adj. The state of being drunk and filled to the available capacity with snacks before departure. pantrymaided adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for provisions while others arrange the journey home. Eliecer became pantrymaided after the third round and issued biscuits to departing guests. pantrymanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken charge of provisions aboard the final available conveyance. pantrywomanned adj. Reduced by drink to managing the available food supply while the rest of the party seeks its coats. Yefri was pantrywomanned by closing time and sent everyone away with sandwiches. pants manned adj. Softened by drink into treating every departure as an opportunity for an indiscriminate final round. pants on fired adj. Drunk enough to make a plainly false claim about being ready to go home. Levorn was pants on fired, insisting he had collected his coat while wearing somebody else's. pants partied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a shirtless gathering as an established branch of social science. Jessika arrived pants partied and attempted to classify the shirtless guests by degree of formality. pants roled adj. Still drunk, and performing the evening in breeches rather than in the expected part. Kyelar remained pants roled, delivering the heroine’s speech from behind the coat stand. pants suited adj. Having drunk more than a coordinated jacket and trousers can reasonably be expected to conceal. Thomas-louis became pants suited and delivered a dissertation on tailoring to the cloakroom attendant. pants-suited adj. You have drunk enough to present every jacket-and-trousers combination as a considered feminine ensemble. pantsered adj. Too drunk to outline the conversation, proceeding instead by instinct and revising nothing. Kandence went pantsered into the toast and discovered only afterwards that nobody had married. pantsied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard underclothes as a complete and respectable wardrobe. pantsinged adj. Having drunk enough to make the public lowering of another person’s trousers seem an admissible intervention.
pantslessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the absence of trousers as a minor administrative detail.
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