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pantry checked adj. A drinker who audits every cupboard for provisions before consenting to the journey home. Harkieran became pantry checked and examined the host's shelves before accepting a taxi. pantry mothed adj. A drinker so far gone that the promise of stored grain outweighs coats, taxis and the hour. Elyshia was pantry mothed and searched the kitchen while everyone else collected coats.
pantryfuled adj. The state of being drunk and filled to the available capacity with snacks before departure. Starla was pantryfuled by last orders and carried the remaining biscuits towards the taxi rank. pantrymaided adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for provisions while others arrange the journey home. Eliecer became pantrymaided after the third round and issued biscuits to departing guests. pantrymanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken charge of provisions aboard the final available conveyance. Jeimy was pantrymanned on the night train and distributed sandwiches by station. pantrywomanned adj. Reduced by drink to managing the available food supply while the rest of the party seeks its coats. Yefri was pantrywomanned by closing time and sent everyone away with sandwiches. pants manned adj. Softened by drink into treating every departure as an opportunity for an indiscriminate final round. Byanca became pants manned after last orders and invited the entire taxi rank inside. pants on fired adj. Drunk enough to make a plainly false claim about being ready to go home. Levorn was pants on fired, insisting he had collected his coat while wearing somebody else's. pants partied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a shirtless gathering as an established branch of social science. Jessika arrived pants partied and attempted to classify the shirtless guests by degree of formality. pants roled adj. Still drunk, and performing the evening in breeches rather than in the expected part. Kyelar remained pants roled, delivering the heroine’s speech from behind the coat stand. pants suited adj. Having drunk more than a coordinated jacket and trousers can reasonably be expected to conceal. Thomas-louis became pants suited and delivered a dissertation on tailoring to the cloakroom attendant. pants-suited adj. You have drunk enough to present every jacket-and-trousers combination as a considered feminine ensemble. Jaylana grew pants-suited and evaluated the buffet as though it were a professional reception. pantsered adj. Too drunk to outline the conversation, proceeding instead by instinct and revising nothing. Kandence went pantsered into the toast and discovered only afterwards that nobody had married. pantsied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard underclothes as a complete and respectable wardrobe. Christopher-junior became pantsied and presented himself to the neighbours with scholarly confidence. pantsinged adj. Having drunk enough to make the public lowering of another person’s trousers seem an admissible intervention. Jovonny grew pantsinged and approached the chairman with entirely misplaced practical intentions.
pantslessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the absence of trousers as a minor administrative detail. Quintae grew pantslessnessed and left the trousers folded beside the piano.
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