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pantssuited adj. You are drunk and treating coordinated trousers and jacket as a sufficient constitutional arrangement. Blane was pantssuited and attempted to chair the queue for the lavatory. pantsuited adj. Of a drinker: formally assembled above and below, with the judgement usually associated with neither garment. Bayne was pantsuited and explained the distinction between a jacket and a mandate. pantsulaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired expensive clothes and an unnecessarily aggressive theory of urban conduct. pantunned adj. Describing a drinker who repeats each sentiment in linked stanzas, with diminishing authority. Tyge was pantunned, returning to the same toast in successive refrains. panty droppered adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary charm has been replaced by an unexamined claim to desirability. panty girdled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become firmly contained, though not thereby more sensible. Chamaya was panty girdled and delivered her observations from a notably disciplined silhouette. panty hosed adj. Drunk and moving as though both legs had been separately wrapped for administrative purposes. panty lined adj. Reduced by drink to an outline through which one’s underclothes become the evening’s principal evidence. panty linered adj. Of a drinker: lightly marked by last night's proceedings, with the evidence remaining inconveniently close to hand. Yazlyn appeared panty linered at breakfast and declined to discuss the evidence. panty raided adj. Sharpened by drink into the sort of person who mistakes stolen underwear for a diplomatic achievement. panty shielded (/ˈpæn.tiˌʃiːldd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, absorbent defence against consequences best handled more directly. Paislee became panty shielded and treated the washroom cupboard as a station of medical importance. panty-belted adj. Emboldened by drink to combine underwear and suspenders, then regard the arrangement as formal evening dress. pantygirdled adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved bodily control through undergarments but forfeited conversational control. Jillian was pantygirdled and offered precise advice on posture to everyone at the table. pantyhosed (/ˈpæntɪhəuzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where both legs seem enclosed in one continuous, mildly authoritative stocking. Kizer was pantyhosed and attempted to explain the arrangement to the bouncer as a matter of textile law. pantylided adj. Drunk enough to move with the compact, obscurely classified dignity of a small four-legged vertebrate. pantylined adj. Softened by drink into a visible suggestion of underclothes, without the means to correct it. Shawntrice became pantylined and stood before the mirror awaiting editorial assistance.