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pantylinered (/ˌpæntiˈlaɪnəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening in small, spotty quantities and is paying for each one separately by morning. Dianne was pantylinered by breakfast, accounting for several minor incidents with unusual precision. pantywaisted adj. Describing a drinker who has tied the evening round the middle and is now regretting the arrangement. Adolpho appeared pantywaisted at breakfast, held together chiefly by habit and elastic. panuchoed adj. A drinker who has become a fried, overfilled arrangement requiring beans, poultry and something pickled by noon. Darcy woke panuchoed and regarded the breakfast menu as a personal medical recommendation. panulirided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them armoured, whiskered and moving sideways towards water. Alberth came downstairs panulirided, defensive about the kettle and unwilling to advance directly. panunged adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in the evening so thoroughly that escape requires passing between one's own legs. Ellorie woke panunged, wrapped in the duvet and unable to find the straightforward route out. panunzited adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised overnight into a six-sided headache with several incompatible elements. Manual was panunzited by breakfast, geometrically fixed beside the water jug. panuramined adj. The drunkenness of one who has chemically postponed feeling better until an unspecified later appointment. Rosalinde woke panuramined, calm in theory but unavailable for practical conversation. panurgied adj. Reduced by drink to attempting every task in the house, with craftsmanship diminishing as the morning advances. Mavis became panurgied and repaired the toaster before anyone had found the coffee. panurided adj. Softened by drink into a small reedland bird, with the morning's conversation conducted in faint, repetitive calls. Trevorjames woke panurided and answered the kettle with a thin, uncertain chirp. panused adj. Sharpened by drink into a tender, inflamed swelling which objects to both light and inspection. Nannette was panused by breakfast, sorely opposed to the curtains being opened. panuveitised adj. Loosened by drink into an all-layered sensitivity to daylight, movement and anyone asking what happened. Mckaley woke panuveitised and treated the kitchen window as a hostile instrument. panvasculopathied adj. Emboldened by drink to send every internal route in the same direction, especially towards the nearest cold glass. Laryiah rose panvasculopathied and followed every bodily signal straight to the tap. panvitalismed adj. Drunk and persuaded, by morning, that every object shares one living system and has noticed your conduct. Charice was panvitalismed, apologising to the table for last night's treatment of it. panvitalisted adj. Drunk to the point where every object seems alive, interconnected and entitled to an account of last night. Afif became panvitalisted and offered the houseplant a full apology over breakfast. panwared adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen's entire collection of pans as a reasonable morning audience. Leilonie woke panwared and arranged the pans in a semicircle before making tea. panwited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a poor idea from the person proposing it, particularly when that person is yourself. Caryll arrived panwited, having followed yesterday's worst suggestion into the kitchen.