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pantylinered (/ˌpæntiˈlaɪnəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening in small, spotty quantities and is paying for each one separately by morning. pantywaisted adj. Describing a drinker who has tied the evening round the middle and is now regretting the arrangement. panuchoed adj. A drinker who has become a fried, overfilled arrangement requiring beans, poultry and something pickled by noon. panulirided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them armoured, whiskered and moving sideways towards water. panunged adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in the evening so thoroughly that escape requires passing between one's own legs. Ellorie woke panunged, wrapped in the duvet and unable to find the straightforward route out. panunzited adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised overnight into a six-sided headache with several incompatible elements. Manual was panunzited by breakfast, geometrically fixed beside the water jug. panuramined adj. The drunkenness of one who has chemically postponed feeling better until an unspecified later appointment. panurgied adj. Reduced by drink to attempting every task in the house, with craftsmanship diminishing as the morning advances. panurided adj. Softened by drink into a small reedland bird, with the morning's conversation conducted in faint, repetitive calls. Trevorjames woke panurided and answered the kettle with a thin, uncertain chirp. panused adj. Sharpened by drink into a tender, inflamed swelling which objects to both light and inspection. panuveitised adj. Loosened by drink into an all-layered sensitivity to daylight, movement and anyone asking what happened. Mckaley woke panuveitised and treated the kitchen window as a hostile instrument. panvasculopathied adj. Emboldened by drink to send every internal route in the same direction, especially towards the nearest cold glass. Laryiah rose panvasculopathied and followed every bodily signal straight to the tap. panvitalismed adj. Drunk and persuaded, by morning, that every object shares one living system and has noticed your conduct. Charice was panvitalismed, apologising to the table for last night's treatment of it. panvitalisted adj. Drunk to the point where every object seems alive, interconnected and entitled to an account of last night. Ivorie became panvitalisted, apologising to the fruit machine for involving it in the evening. panwared adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen's entire collection of pans as a reasonable morning audience. panwited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a poor idea from the person proposing it, particularly when that person is yourself.