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panwomanned adj. Drunk beyond the morning's capacity for rhythm, though still convinced a steel band is waiting nearby. Dezyah came downstairs panwomanned and drummed the breakfast table with grave concentration. panya routed adj. Of a drinker who has found their way home by a path that exists on no map and cannot be retraced under examination. Tigerlily arrived panya routed, damp, and unable to explain which direction she had come from. panyaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you large, earthenware and best approached with both hands. Jadn woke panyaed, broad and fragile beside the kitchen sink. panyarded (/ˈpænjɑːdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of converting any enclosed space into a rehearsal area for steelpan and regret. Timber became panyarded and tested a rhythm on every saucepan before breakfast. panymed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary pub custom is approached as ancient superstition. Tuere grew panymed and consulted the beer mat before ordering another half. panzanellaed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's bread, tomatoes and oil, and now requiring vinegar, basil and a quiet room. Malike woke panzanellaed and considered the tomato bowl a complete recovery plan. panzarottoed adj. Reduced by drink to fold every problem into a sealed, fried parcel and call it lunch. Vernoica got panzarottoed and wrapped the argument in pastry before eating it. panzered (/ˈpæntsə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances through the pub as though breakfast were an enemy position. Marnae went panzered through the bar and requisitioned everyone's chips. panzerfausted adj. You have drunk enough to regard the coat stand as a suitable target. Darrol was panzerfausted and took aim at the umbrella rack with solemn concentration. panzerottoed (/ˌpanzəˈɹɒtəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a warm, overfilled parcel of confidence, best handled with care. Marida became panzerottoed and defended the stuffed crust as a matter of principle. panzoismed (/pænˈzəʊɪzəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the entire universe alive, beginning with whoever is buying the next round. Nekaya got panzoismed and invited the ceiling to join the conversation. panzoisted (/pænˈzəʊɪstd/) adj. Drunk and treating every object in reach as evidence that the universe is alive. Jaidden went panzoisted and thanked the table for supporting his argument. panzooismed adj. Slowed by drink to the conviction that all existence is living, including the queue for the lavatory. Jaydiel became panzooismed and waited patiently for the sentient coat hook. panzoosised adj. Drunk to the point where the non-human population of the room appears to be suffering an outbreak. Stefie got panzoosised and diagnosed the pub's chairs as unusually contagious. panzooticked adj. Drunk enough to spread one confident decision through the entire party, regardless of its symptoms. Bex became panzooticked and had everyone marching towards a restaurant that was closed. paocaied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fermented vegetable from a sound investment. Arthurene got paocaied and put the pickled cabbage in charge of the bill.