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PRA'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the authority to judge every movement, without the means to perform one. Amarily went PRA'd and reviewed the staircase from the floor with considerable authority. PRAM'd adj. Drunk enough to access several thoughts at once, none in the required order. Delaura was PRAM'd and attempted four conversations without completing any. PRATT'd adj. Drunk and repeating an argument whose refutation has already been supplied several times. Kyng was PRATT'd and revived the same claim about the closing time after each correction. PRB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has convened a review body to assess whether another round is warranted. Bailey-lee got PRB'd and summoned the table to review the evidence for more lager. PRC'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where leaving can proceed without a formal review committee. Kaissy was PRC'd, and the proposed departure was referred back for consideration after another round. PRCV'd adj. Drunk enough to spread a cough through the snug while insisting the lager is medicinal. Niria went PRCV'd after the third pint and shared her cough with the entire bar. PREN'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned a resistance score to every proposed mistake. Redus became PREN'd and calculated which bad decision would survive the evening best. PRG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into sending everyone away, then returning immediately as though redirected by a website. Deeyan got PRG'd at the bar, leaving twice and reappearing with the same request. PRI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish several connections at once, none exceeding the speed of conversation. Demi-jay got PRI'd and connected every table to an account of the same holiday. PRICE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring protection, rest, ice, compression and elevation after meeting the coffee table. Hajin went PRICE'd after colliding with the coffee table and was installed on the sofa with water. PRL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a pituitary secretion, and disposed to stimulate growth where none was requested. Michalah became PRL'd and attempted to enlarge the modest herb garden overnight. PRM'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the management of a simple outing into a formal exercise. Calek got PRM'd and allocated companions for the short walk home. PRNDL'd (/ˈpɹɪndl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is approached as a gear selection, with little confidence in the result. Teshon was PRNDL'd and chose the kebab shop by announcing reverse, neutral, drive and lunch. PRNG'd adj. The state of being drunk and producing apparently random decisions by a perfectly repeatable method. Tom was PRNG'd: every visit ended at the vending machine, regardless of the route taken. PRO'd adj. Loosened by drink into allowing pressure and volume to exchange places without further explanation. Elyssia woke PRO'd, expanding into the duvet while insisting the room had contracted. PROG'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a hormone and consequently confident that pregnancy, politics and parking are your departments. Aleshanee went PROG'd and explained ovarian function to a man asking for crisps.