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paoloed adj. Drunk beyond the value of the evening, yet still attempting to pay in obsolete silver. Lucias went paoloed and offered an old coin for the taxi. paolovited adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rare white mineral seem an obvious basis for financial planning. Harvard got paolovited and invested his wages in a specimen from the mantelpiece. paopaoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey becomes a single-outrigger voyage requiring heroic balance. Yeira went paopaoed across the lounge, steadying herself against chairs as though crossing open water. pap boated adj. Drunk to the extent of needing one's next decision delivered gently in a small feeding vessel. Dakarion became pap boated and asked the waiter to float his change across the table. pap smeared adj. Describing a drinker who has left a considered impression across the bathroom basin. Remick was pap smeared, with the sink bearing quiet evidence of the evening. pap tested adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an official examination. Taleena was pap tested and requested a second opinion on the pudding. papabiled (/pəˈpɑːbɪleɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly convinced the room is considering you for supreme office. Zoren got papabiled and delivered a papal address from beside the fruit machine. papabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every confident regular as a plausible candidate for pope. Rhylie became papabled and nominated the barman for his calm handling of the till. papaboted adj. Drunk by closing time, and striding about the car park with the purposeful gait of a shorebird. Iraa went papaboted and hunted the car park for worms beneath the taxis. papabotted adj. Still drunk, and making a long-legged departure across unsuitable ground with considerable confidence. Darcie-rai got papabotted and crossed the beer garden as though bound for upland grassland. papacied (/ˈpeɪ.pə.sid/) adj. Drunk beyond treating the senior chair at the table as an office that can be filled after dinner. Alfonzo got papacied and began accepting petitions beside the fruit machine. papadamed adj. Drunk to the point where every thin, crisp object appears suitable for dipping. Lavia got papadamed and arranged the coasters beside the chutney. papaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a crisp disc as a structural component of the evening's plans. David got papaded and used a poppadom to reinforce his argument about table geometry. papadomed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a crisp accompaniment for the central event of dinner. Bareera became papadomed and discussed the starter as though it required a licence. papadumed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a snack from a plate, provided both remain crisp. Celida was papadumed and carried the starter around as a formal serving dish. papagoited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral forming quietly in the kitchen sink. Anazia was papagoited on the sofa, taking several minutes to reach the glass of water.