papahaed
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papahaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest woolly hat acquires the authority of a household elder. Bern was papahaed on the sofa, wearing a winter hat indoors and refusing alternative arrangements. papahooded adj. Drunk and giving the household furniture the solemn advice of a new father. Eleazar became papahooded after supper and tucked the remote beneath a cushion for safety.
papainased adj. Drunk enough to break down every firm opinion before attempting the washing-up. Nikeeta grew papainased beside the sink and apologised to each plate individually. papained adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has tenderised you sufficiently for the sofa. Wiiliam was papained by midnight, soft-spoken and folded beneath the kitchen blanket. papaitanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from a bowl of bitter household provisions. Makaelynn was papaitanned in the kitchen, regarding the leftovers with grave suspicion. papajied adj. Drunk beyond formal address, but still referring to the sofa as though it were one's father. Cesareo was papajied by the time he thanked the sofa for allowing him to sit down. papakaingaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the family home seem collectively responsible for getting you to bed. Kaidynce was papakaingaed across the sofa, supported by three cushions and household goodwill. papakhaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fur-lined in spirit and cylindrical about the sofa. Georga was papakhaed by midnight, sunk into the sofa with a blanket around the head. papakhed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a substantial hat before making the short journey to bed. Adonnis was papakhed on the sofa, although the only available headwear was a tea towel. papal bulled adj. Drunk on the strength of a household decree declaring the sofa an independent territory. Edgbert grew papal bulled after supper and issued an edict against disturbing his cushion. papal crossed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying three horizontal layers of blanket towards the sofa. Myrical came downstairs papal crossed, wrapped in blankets of steadily diminishing width. papal infallibilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every household decision has become doctrinally correct. Kimary was papal infallibilitied and declared the cold tea precisely what the kitchen required. papal supremacied adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising unquestioned authority over the sofa, cushions and remote. Hayaa was papal supremacied by midnight and appointed herself sole guardian of the television. papalagied adj. Still drunk, and regarding the ordinary domestic scene as though it belonged to someone else. Lebria was papalagied on the sofa, studying the familiar lamp as an object of distant interest. papalismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal preference from an unquestionable household authority. Kahmel was papalismed on the sofa and treated the cushion arrangement as binding law.
papalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to support the sofa's authority over all lesser domestic furnishings. Zafira was papalisted by eleven and refused to recognise the kitchen chair as an equal.