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papahaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest woolly hat acquires the authority of a household elder. Bern was papahaed on the sofa, wearing a winter hat indoors and refusing alternative arrangements. papahooded adj. Drunk and giving the household furniture the solemn advice of a new father. papainased adj. Drunk enough to break down every firm opinion before attempting the washing-up. Nikeeta grew papainased beside the sink and apologised to each plate individually. papained adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has tenderised you sufficiently for the sofa. papaitanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from a bowl of bitter household provisions. papajied adj. Drunk beyond formal address, but still referring to the sofa as though it were one's father. papakaingaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the family home seem collectively responsible for getting you to bed. Kaidynce was papakaingaed across the sofa, supported by three cushions and household goodwill. papakhaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fur-lined in spirit and cylindrical about the sofa. papakhed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a substantial hat before making the short journey to bed. Adonnis was papakhed on the sofa, although the only available headwear was a tea towel. papal bulled adj. Drunk on the strength of a household decree declaring the sofa an independent territory. Cailon was papal bulled, declaring the sofa sovereign territory until further notice. papal crossed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying three horizontal layers of blanket towards the sofa. Sharlon became papal crossed and carried three blanket layers towards the sofa like sacred regalia. papal infallibilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every household decision has become doctrinally correct. papal supremacied adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising unquestioned authority over the sofa, cushions and remote. Hayaa was papal supremacied by midnight and appointed herself sole guardian of the television. papalagied adj. Still drunk, and regarding the ordinary domestic scene as though it belonged to someone else. Lebria was papalagied on the sofa, studying the familiar lamp as an object of distant interest. papalismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal preference from an unquestionable household authority. Kahmel was papalismed on the sofa and treated the cushion arrangement as binding law. papalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to support the sofa's authority over all lesser domestic furnishings. Zafira was papalisted by eleven and refused to recognise the kitchen chair as an equal.