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papalitied adj. Having drunk enough to turn the management of the living room into an office of state. Gwendolyne was papalitied on the sofa, receiving reports from the kitchen by shouted announcement. papalizationed adj. Having drunk more than required to centralise every domestic decision in the person nearest the sofa. Sanira was papalizationed by midnight, bringing the kettle, blanket and water under one authority. papalizered adj. You are drunk and turning every casual opinion into a small decree from Rome. Clodagh got papalizered and declared the crisps doctrinally necessary. papaloied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a private ceremony involving the sofa and a glass of water. Seaneen was papaloied on the sofa, blessing the water before taking a cautious sip. papaltied adj. You are drunk and have made the sofa the unquestioned seat of domestic government. Thaniel was papaltied by midnight and ruled the sitting room from beneath a blanket. papaphiliaed (/pæpæˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: devoted to the framed household portrait, which has become a source of comfort. Tranette was papaphiliaed on the sofa and raised her glass of water towards the portrait. papaphobed adj. Of a drinker who has made the framed portrait responsible for the evening's unsettling domestic decisions. Rhond was papaphobed on the sofa and kept the portrait covered with a tea towel. papaphobiaed (/pæpæˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps glancing at the framed portrait while retreating towards the sofa. Isair was papaphobiaed by midnight and moved the portrait face down before accepting water. paparazzaed (/ˌpæ.pəˈɹæ.tsəd/) adj. A drinker who documents every domestic moment, including the arrival of the glass of water. Shuaib was paparazzaed on the sofa, photographing the blanket before agreeing to sleep. paparazzificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing face is pursued for a candid photograph. Durmus got paparazzificationed and followed the landlord outside with a camera phone. paparazzoed (/ˌpæ.pəˈɹæ.tsəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you pursue fellow drinkers for photographs they would not sell. Ilanah went paparazzoed and photographed strangers exchanging crisps by the bar. paparchied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's ordinary hierarchy as a papacy. Jessianna became paparchied and granted blessings from the corner seat. papasan chaired adj. Drunk since last orders, and reclining at an adjustable angle from which rising seems theoretical. Airica was papasan chaired, conducting the taxi arrangements from a deep circular seat. papasanned adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and settling into the nearest bowl-shaped chair as though installed there. Sevion got papasanned and spent the remainder of the evening facing the ceiling. papaued adj. Of a drinker who has become dated in manner, yellow in outlook, and unexpectedly fruitful with advice. Savannahlynn was papaued, dispensing old-fashioned counsel over a small bitter. papaumaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing tree-like while the rest of the conversation passes around you. Journee was papaumaed beside the bar, upright but contributing nothing leafy or otherwise.