papaveraldined
paper aeroplaned

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papaveraldined adj. Still drunk, and producing an intricate warmth of speech with no obvious medicinal purpose. papavered (/pəˈpeɪvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the quiet, bright persistence of a poppy in a field.
papaveretumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish pain relief from sedation, or either from a comfortable booth. papaverined adj. Sufficiently drunk to dilate every conversational vessel and relax muscles best left organised. papaverinned adj. Having drunk enough to become a relaxed, uncontracted version of the person who arrived. Shalee got papaverinned and sank pleasantly into the corner booth. papaverolined adj. Having drunk more than the body's circulation can discuss sensibly, and treating the bar as a vasodilator. papaverrubined adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a poppy-red composure, decorative but not especially useful. Jazariyah was papaverrubined, glowing quietly over a half-finished lager. papawed adj. You are drunk and producing large, orange confidence wherever you stand. papayaed (/pəˈpaɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned large, yellow-hearted and tropical about ordinary pub business. papayotined adj. A drinker who has become proteolytic in conversation, reducing every solid opinion to pulp. Geneine got papayotined and softened the landlord's firm decision into a suggestion. papayotinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every difficult exchange is enzymatically softened before swallowing. Saveena was papayotinned and made the argument digestible for everyone present. papboated adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny vessel's apparent capacity to carry a full evening's judgement. Thresia got papboated and tried to launch her keys across the pudding. papdied adj. You are drunk and crisp at the edges, crumbling quietly into the sofa cushions. Evadean was papdied by midnight, scattering crumbs beside the glass of water. paped adj. The state of being drunk and brightly patterned, with the restless alertness of a small bird. papedaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft, starchy and content to be served by the bowl. Mcclinton was papedaed, accepting a spoon and a quiet seat without protest.
paper aeroplaned adj. Reduced by drink to a folded, airborne approximation of yourself, with an uncertain landing. Evolett was paper aeroplaned, folded by drink and landing near the gents.