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paper airplaned adj. Softened by drink into a folded little flyer, launched confidently and landing wherever it can. Joandaly was paper airplaned, making a brave glide from the bar to the cloakroom. paper anniversaried adj. Drunk in a way that turns the first year of any arrangement into a ceremonial occasion. Saskia got paper anniversaried and toasted the pub's newly acquired second fruit bowl.
paper bag jobbed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can disguise, and requiring a brown bag for public presentation. Czeslaw became paper bag jobbed and accepted the takeaway bag as formal cover. paper bag partied adj. You have drunk enough to admit only those whose complexions meet the evening's brown-bag standard. Beloved got paper bag partied and inspected the guest list with dreadful solemnity. paper bag tested adj. You are drunk and conducting a complexion-based admission policy for the kitchen. Topanga became paper bag tested and judged everyone by the colour of their takeaway. paper bagged adj. Too drunk to carry the groceries without solemnly entrusting them to a brown receptacle. Willie arrived paper bagged, guarding the bread as though it were diplomatic cargo. paper balloted adj. Of a drinker: making each decision by placing an uncertain mark beside one candidate. Annalize was paper balloted, choosing between the kebab and the taxi by solemn cross. paper banked adj. Of a drinker who has sorted the evening's discarded thoughts into a large recycling container. Luiseduardo became paper banked and deposited every failed plan beside the empty bottles. paper binned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the wastepaper basket for the proper destination of all belongings. Gabin went paper binned and placed his wallet carefully among the receipts. paper birched adj. A drinker who has acquired a white-barked appearance, chiefly from standing too near the bathroom. Nazira became paper birched beneath the harsh lavatory lighting. paper boarded adj. You have drunk enough to become thin, rigid, and unsuitable for the journey home. Raahul went paper boarded and travelled upright against the taxi door. paper booked adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary page has become an authorised volume. Rayshad was paper booked and asked whether the menu had chapters. paper candidated (/ˈpeɪpə ˈkændɪdətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and standing for election chiefly to increase the number of people standing. Azury became paper candidated and announced himself for treasurer despite lacking a wallet. paper cartridged adj. The condition of a drinker who has loaded one last small charge and is awaiting primitive discharge. Kymbra became paper cartridged and approached the karaoke with antique confidence. paper cased adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the evening's loose writing materials in a portable wrapper. Reevah went paper cased and carried the bill home as though it contained vital notes.
paper chained adj. Reduced by drink to linking one small intention to another until the room is decorated with failure. Cody-leigh became paper chained, joining excuse to excuse across the entire evening.
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