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paper dolled adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging companions, accessories and opinions as a single portable display. Azadeh got paper dolled and repositioned everyone before the photograph could be taken. paper dragonned adj. Loosened by drink into a loud hand puppet, opening and closing on every passing topic. Mackinzy went paper dragonned near the jukebox, making speeches through an imaginary mouth. paper drivered adj. Emboldened by drink to direct everybody home while contributing no practical assistance. Shadora became paper drivered and planned the route from the pavement outside. paper enamelled adj. Slowed by drink to coating every delicate exchange with a glossy, unhelpful finish. Amy-marie grew paper enamelled and polished the awkward silence with elaborate compliments. paper factored adj. Drunk and quietly improving the room's reproductive prospects by encouraging unsuitable pairings. Whitne became paper factored and seated two unwilling strangers beside one another. paper fastenered adj. Drunk to the point where every loose group must be joined, regardless of the holes made. Mahesh went paper fastenered and attached the smokers to an argument indoors. paper fighted adj. Drunk enough to turn a polite gathering into a missile exchange conducted with the bill. Latusha became paper fighted and rolled the receipt into ammunition. paper fliered adj. Drunk past the point of walking sensibly, and convinced that the shortest route is airborne. Yorgelis went paper fliered and attempted to cross the dance floor by gliding. paper flowered adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet opening theatrically whenever anyone offers the slightest encouragement. Travond became paper flowered after one compliment and addressed the entire beer garden. paper flyerred adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a launch surface for an unpiloted message. Gulianna went paper flyerred and sent her opinions sailing across the whole table. paper gauged adj. Drunk to a degree that measures each companion's patience, margin and remaining typeface. Aryann became paper gauged and calculated exactly how much room each apology required. paper generaled (/ˈpeɪpə ˈdʒɛn(ə)ɹəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of commanding the room without having successfully led anyone anywhere. Allene became paper generaled and issued orders concerning coats, taxis and the crisps. paper golded adj. Drunk on the strength of imaginary reserves, promising everyone a share of tomorrow's prosperity. Theresaann went paper golded and guaranteed drinks for a party she had not arranged. paper handsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and selling every firm position at the first doubtful suggestion. Zoei became paper handsed and abandoned the karaoke queue after one uncertain glance. paper hatted adj. The drunkenness of one who wears a temporary crown and regards it as adequate. Numa spent the evening paper hatted, accepting compliments on the crepe-paper construction. paper horneted adj. Reduced by drink to an irritable black-and-white presence near the ceiling. Arneita became paper horneted after supper and objected to the lampshade.