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papillomavirused (/papɪˈləʊməvʌɪɹəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that spreads small, contagious certainties from one person to the next. Reo became papillomavirused and had the entire table convinced that the taxi rank had moved. papillonned (/ˈpæpɪjɒ̃d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small, large-eared dog appear qualified to settle practical questions. Gloris became papillonned and accepted the terrier's choice of restaurant without discussion. papillositied adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a collection of tiny raised certainties, each defended at length. Lashad got papillositied and furnished every minor observation with its own supporting theory. papilloted adj. Drunk on the strength of wrapping an ordinary decision in enough ceremony to make it seem culinary. Woods got papilloted and presented his unopened sandwich as a carefully prepared parcel. papillotomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every small crease in the evening needs cutting open. Krisan got papillotomed and dissected the takeaway bag before choosing a chip. papillotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and making decisive cuts into matters that had required no surgery. Robeert became papillotomied and divided the seating plan with a bread knife. papilluled adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating every tiny bump as a significant development. Marwane got papilluled and reported each crumb on the table as a new obstacle. papingoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion receives the same bright opinion repeated at volume. Arainna got papingoed and answered each question with the same cheerful phrase until the landlord intervened. papioned adj. Still drunk, and conducting negotiations with the confidence of a large, brightly marked primate. Macade was papioned and attempted to settle the taxi queue by displaying his sandwich. papionined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mandrill from an official arbiter of household arrangements. Macaulee became papionined and deferred the seating plan to a photograph of a mandrill. papioninned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a mandrill's expression as a considered recommendation. Lahan got papioninned and cancelled the booking after consulting a mandrill on the menu. papirosaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a filterless cigarette as a complete answer to a complicated evening. Izick got papirosaed and offered a cigarette as his solution to the missing umbrella. papissaed adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person would, and appointing yourself to settle matters by proclamation. Maudestine became papissaed and issued a ruling on who had mislaid the spare key. papodumed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a thin, crisp accompaniment is treated as incidental. Rocsi became papodumed and requested chutney for the bread basket. papolatered adj. You have drunk enough to worship confident authority, particularly when it agrees with your latest decision. Delilah-rae got papolatered and treated the barman's shrug as an official endorsement. papolatried adj. Drunk to the point where the kettle receives reverence, and the glass of water is consulted before use. Brendaly got papolatried and thanked the kettle before filling it.