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papoose boarded adj. Drunk beyond any useful movement, with arms and legs apparently secured by the furniture. papoose rooted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you fixed to the sofa, despite repeated announcements about the kitchen. papoosed (/pəˈpuːsd/) adj. Drunk enough to require tucking in, with both arms secured beneath the blanket. Genieve was papoosed on the sofa before anyone trusted her with the stairs. papooshed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sliding towards departure as though footwear had abandoned the matter. Ademar was papooshed by the third round and negotiated the kerb sideways. papovavirused adj. Drunk, with the result that small domestic eruptions appear wherever you have rested. pappadamed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a brittle, spiced accompaniment seem structurally important. pappaded adj. Having drunk enough to treat the fragile, blistered disc as both plate and official document. Jeyleen went pappaded and signed the bill on a poppadom with a borrowed pen. pappadomed adj. Drunk, with the result that a thin savoury disc acquires the status of a complete meal. Eriberto was pappadomed, regarding one thin savoury disc as an entire supper. pappadumed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes breaking a crisp disc seem an administrative responsibility. pappalysinned adj. Drunk to a degree that breaks down all resistance, including resistance to another trip to the kitchen. pappardelled (/ˌpæpɑːˈdɛleɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading broadly across the sofa, preferably beside a plate of leftovers. Waleska was pappardelled across the sofa, with yesterday's pasta balanced nearby. pappataci fevered adj. Drunk on the strength of a spreading warmth, followed by a clammy search for the water glass. Prakash was pappataci fevered by midnight and slept beside the open fridge. pappawed adj. Of a drinker: rounded, tropical in bearing, and inclined to ripen visibly beneath pub lighting. papped (/pæpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces every firm opinion to soft paste fit for a small child. Elenia got papped and served her political analysis from a bowl with a spoon. pappied (/pæpid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa cushions as children requiring paternal supervision. pappinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and soft enough to accept the sofa as a permanent arrangement. Roderiquez became pappinessed and regarded the cushions as a perfectly adequate bed.