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papponymicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering to the name of whoever last offered you water. papponymied adj. Drunk by closing time, and naming every domestic object after an older relative. pappoosed adj. Drunk past the point of independent movement, and best carried gently to the spare room. pappotheriided adj. Still drunk, and moving about the kitchen like a small extinct mammal seeking shelter. Theoren was pappotheriided beneath the table, emerging only when offered water. pappused adj. Too drunk to rise from the sofa, with loose ends of blanket standing out in every direction. Breyanne was pappused beneath the throw, unable to reach the water on the table. pappyshowed adj. Having drunk enough to become a sofa-bound fool, performing household tasks in the wrong order. Ellyssa got pappyshowed and put the empty glass in the bread bin. papreged adj. You have drunk enough to become laminated against sensible household decisions. papricaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a warm, powdered flush and a preference for the kitchen light. papried adj. Of a drinker: crisp, flat, and liable to break when asked to cross the kitchen. Malery was papried on the sofa, requesting water in increasingly fragile tones. paprikaed (/pəˈpɹiːkəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone warm and red, then settled beside the nearest savoury leftovers. Shakeem became paprikaed and sat beside the fridge with a glass of water. paprikahuhned adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen into a warm, savoury refuge and wants chicken immediately. Chonna was paprikahuhned and searched the freezer for a meal that was not there. paprikashed adj. A drinker so far gone that a plain stew becomes an urgent domestic landmark. Karsha was paprikashed and described the leftover casserole as a regional treasure. papsaked adj. The state of being drunk and bagged for the journey home, with the sofa serving as the final container. papuamided adj. Drunk to the extent of protecting every T-cell in the bar from the consequences of another round. papulacandinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and antifungal in manner, discouraging anything that looks likely to spread. papulaed (/ˈpæpjʊləd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single small swelling, which has become the evening's principal feature.