PSAS'd
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PSAS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a persistent excitement quite unrelated to the prospect of going home. Marithza was PSAS'd, maintaining an inexplicable excitement while waiting for the night bus. PSAT'd adj. You have drunk enough to convert one account of the evening into another. Dhaya got PSAT'd and converted the missing umbrella into a deliberate experiment.
PSB'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor pub misunderstandings into matters for official inspection. Shayera got PSB'd and requested statements about the missing bowl of crisps. PSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a persistent obstruction and is now proceeding through the evening very slowly. Mashelle was PSC'd, taking careful routes between the bar and the nearest seat. PSD'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring the evening by the spread of noise rather than its source. Avari was PSD'd and reported the party's loudest frequencies to people in the kitchen. PSDP'd adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a grand improvement programme requires more than a nap and a kebab. Caileb got PSDP'd and unveiled a development programme for the pub's coat hooks. PSE'd adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into compulsory personal and social education for everyone present. Fairbanks was PSE'd and taught Geordon several lessons about boundaries before midnight. PSG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a formal structure on speech that has already lost its structure. Shaelie was PSG'd and diagrammed her request for another drink on the back of a receipt. PSGN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medical abbreviation being explained at length to a bartender. Lequan was PSGN'd, taking several minutes to explain three letters and one unfortunate cocktail. PSH'd adj. Loosened by drink into a hormonally postponed version of oneself, with adulthood indefinitely deferred. Larianna was PSH'd and treated the licensing examination as an avoidable later development. PSHE'd adj. The state of being drunk and explaining personal boundaries to everyone within conversational range. Malahki got PSHE'd and delivered a careful lesson on consent to the taxi queue. PSIR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into investigating the evening's events before they have developed into a coherent account. Mahad got PSIR'd and questioned Kouhei about who had moved the water glass. PSIS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water requires a superior posterior position beside the sofa. Sharis became PSIS'd and positioned the water just behind the sofa cushion. PSK'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes each change of footing transmit a distinct new intention. Forrest was PSK'd, communicating his route through abrupt shifts between wall and banister. PSL'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing competition from ordinary movement towards the exit. Taurie was PSL'd and raced Horald to the coat stand.
PSM'd adj. Too drunk to let a group proceed without ceremonies, retrospectives and a designated facilitator. Annalyss got PSM'd and opened the evening with a review of everyone's mood.
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