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para alpine skiinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor becomes a downhill course with administrative obstacles. Chira went para alpine skiinged and descended the hallway using the umbrella stand. para biathlonned adj. Softened by drink into combining two disciplines: missing the point and taking an unnecessarily long route to it. Gurshawn went para biathlonned and made Urban wait through both explanations. para grassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tall, coarse and chiefly useful for lying across. Shemiah was para grassed and occupied the lawn with pastoral conviction. para hockeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of adapting an ordinary pub activity until it requires rules, lanes and protective equipment. Yanelis got para hockeyed and organised the beermats into a tournament behind the bar. para ice hockeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the kitchen to a rink and the plates to pucks. Raymonte became para ice hockeyed and slid a saucer beneath the fridge. para nordic skiinged adj. Softened by drink into a careful expedition across the hallway, poles being wholly optional. Ellawyn became para nordic skiinged and used two breadsticks to cross the sitting room. para nordicked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a short walk resemble a carefully supervised winter traverse. Kaeo became para nordicked and asked Laterra to assess the pavement for hazards. para paraed adj. Drunk and repeating the same dance movement until the household mistakes it for maintenance. Jarmarcus became para paraed beside the speaker, repeating one gesture with ceremonial resolve. para redded adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears to require a coat of ceremonial red. Develyn got para redded and proposed repainting the landlord's entirely adequate door. para skiinged adj. Reduced by drink to taking the gentlest possible route down the pub, with assistance from the furniture. Kamaiya went para skiinged from the bar to the lavatory by way of every chair. para snowboarded adj. Loosened by drink into sliding sideways through the evening, using the bar as a convenient rail. Joce went para snowboarded and travelled from the snug to the door without facing forwards. para snowboardinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and descending the hallway with the cautious lateral movements of an adapted winter sport. Burns arrived para snowboardinged, traversing the hall before reaching the glass of water. para surfered adj. Drunk by closing time, and borrowing everyone else's momentum while contributing very little of your own. Acquanette became para surfered at closing time, allowing Mikol to steer her through the taxi queue. para surfinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a carefully adapted route through the evening, with companions providing the necessary adjustments. Danicka became para surfinged and crossed the crowded room by a route Shantez quietly adapted around the furniture. para-Nordic skiinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise diagonal course between the sofa and the kettle. Levitt went para-Nordic skiinged and threaded the furniture with remarkable seriousness. para-Nordicked adj. Drunk on the strength of turning a short walk to the bar into a measured winter expedition. Shumeka went para-Nordicked and marked the route from stool to lavatory with folded napkins.