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para alpine skiinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor becomes a downhill course with administrative obstacles. para biathlonned adj. Softened by drink into combining two disciplines: missing the point and taking an unnecessarily long route to it. Gurshawn went para biathlonned and made Urban wait through both explanations. para grassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tall, coarse and chiefly useful for lying across. Vlad para grassed across the sofa, becoming useful chiefly for lying across. para hockeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of adapting an ordinary pub activity until it requires rules, lanes and protective equipment. para ice hockeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the kitchen to a rink and the plates to pucks. Raymonte became para ice hockeyed and slid a saucer beneath the fridge. para nordic skiinged adj. Softened by drink into a careful expedition across the hallway, poles being wholly optional. Ellawyn became para nordic skiinged and used two breadsticks to cross the sitting room. para nordicked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a short walk resemble a carefully supervised winter traverse. para paraed adj. Drunk and repeating the same dance movement until the household mistakes it for maintenance. Jarmarcus became para paraed beside the speaker, repeating one gesture with ceremonial resolve. para redded adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears to require a coat of ceremonial red. Develyn got para redded and proposed repainting the landlord's entirely adequate door. para skiinged adj. Reduced by drink to taking the gentlest possible route down the pub, with assistance from the furniture. para snowboarded adj. Loosened by drink into sliding sideways through the evening, using the bar as a convenient rail. Joce went para snowboarded and travelled from the snug to the door without facing forwards. para snowboardinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and descending the hallway with the cautious lateral movements of an adapted winter sport. para surfered adj. Drunk by closing time, and borrowing everyone else's momentum while contributing very little of your own. para surfinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a carefully adapted route through the evening, with companions providing the necessary adjustments. para-Nordic skiinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise diagonal course between the sofa and the kettle. Arthurine became para-Nordic skiinged, traversing diagonally from sofa to kettle with admirable but misplaced exactitude. para-Nordicked adj. Drunk on the strength of turning a short walk to the bar into a measured winter expedition.