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para-judoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every friendly gesture can be redirected into an argument about leverage. Sadaq went para-judoed and turned Anayah's offer of a taxi into a demonstration. para-methoxymethcathinoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the company suspect the evening has acquired a laboratory and an unnecessarily long name. Haneesh became para-methoxymethcathinoned and made Caityln label the leftover drinks. para-nordic skiinged adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, companionable traverse of the room, ending beside the wrong chair. Nakai became para-nordic skiinged and drifted across the lounge towards somebody else's coat. para-nordicked adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a heroic crossing of the room, preferably without witnesses. Rosabelle got para-nordicked and challenged the corridor before bedtime. para-shootinged adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every harmless object in the room for a target requiring commentary. Gaije became para-shootinged and gave Lilyrose points for accurate coaster placement. para-skiinged adj. Softened by drink into a slow, carefully managed descent whenever the floor changes level. Kambry became para-skiinged near closing time and treated the kerb as a slope. para-snowboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the pub's polished floor as though it were a proper run. Yordy became para-snowboarded and crossed the dance floor on one confident edge. para-snowboardinged adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub floor as a slope and every chair as course furniture. Aulani went para-snowboardinged and took the long way round the bar. para-sported adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement acquires the ceremonial status of a sporting event. Darshana became para-sported and celebrated reaching the kitchen as a major contest. para-surfered adj. Still drunk, and moving on other people's decisions as though each were a small wave to be ridden. Regionald remained para-surfered, following Keneasha through three pubs without proposing any destination. para-surfinged adj. Having drunk enough to require an adapted form of progress, with the company arranging the practical details. Chandara became para-surfinged and reached the taxi only because Aarin managed the kerbs and timetable. para-table tennised adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning every remark across the table with increasing confidence and decreasing relevance. Dushaun got para-table tennised and volleyed Jeffory's question back before answering it. paraamyloidosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing the effects evenly through the body and among everyone still present. Tejean got paraamyloidosised and made Betheny address each separate ache as a committee matter. parabactinned adj. Softened by drink into accepting iron from almost anywhere. Yosvany was parabactinned and took the rusty garden chair for a useful supplement. parabaiked adj. Sharpened by drink into writing on folded black pages with a household pencil. Jakala became parabaiked and recorded the evening on the back of a takeaway menu. paraballismed adj. Slowed by drink to movements affecting both legs at once. Daeshia was paraballismed and negotiated the corridor in two separate directions.