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para-judoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every friendly gesture can be redirected into an argument about leverage. para-methoxymethcathinoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the company suspect the evening has acquired a laboratory and an unnecessarily long name. Darinda was para-methoxymethcathinoned, making the evening sound like a laboratory with poor signage. para-nordic skiinged adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, companionable traverse of the room, ending beside the wrong chair. Nakai became para-nordic skiinged and drifted across the lounge towards somebody else's coat. para-nordicked adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a heroic crossing of the room, preferably without witnesses. para-shootinged adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every harmless object in the room for a target requiring commentary. Gaije became para-shootinged and gave Lilyrose points for accurate coaster placement. para-skiinged adj. Softened by drink into a slow, carefully managed descent whenever the floor changes level. para-snowboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the pub's polished floor as though it were a proper run. Yordy became para-snowboarded and crossed the dance floor on one confident edge. para-snowboardinged adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub floor as a slope and every chair as course furniture. para-sported adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement acquires the ceremonial status of a sporting event. Darshana became para-sported and celebrated reaching the kitchen as a major contest. para-surfered adj. Still drunk, and moving on other people's decisions as though each were a small wave to be ridden. para-surfinged adj. Having drunk enough to require an adapted form of progress, with the company arranging the practical details. para-table tennised adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning every remark across the table with increasing confidence and decreasing relevance. paraamyloidosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing the effects evenly through the body and among everyone still present. parabactinned adj. Softened by drink into accepting iron from almost anywhere. Yosvany was parabactinned and took the rusty garden chair for a useful supplement. parabaiked adj. Sharpened by drink into writing on folded black pages with a household pencil. paraballismed adj. Slowed by drink to movements affecting both legs at once. Daeshia was paraballismed and negotiated the corridor in two separate directions.