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parabrandtited adj. Drunk by the third round, and colourless, crystalline, and unexpectedly rich in elements. Dmytro was parabrandtited by the third round, pale beneath the pub's yellow lighting. parabrellaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to use one umbrella for both rain and the rising sun. Tayven left parabrellaed, carrying shelter for the walk home and the following morning. parabronchiolitised adj. Still drunk, and inflamed in every small passage between the pub and the front door. Helix remained parabronchiolitised in the queue for a taxi, breathing carefully through the cold air. parabronchitised adj. Too drunk to leave by the straightforward route, with every passageway apparently inflamed. Lakenia was parabronchitised after closing and negotiated the corridor in several small stages. parabronchiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the walk home into a network of small, essential air passages. Mcallister went parabronchiumed after last orders, pausing at every doorway to breathe. parabronchused adj. Having drunk enough to require many small routes between the bar and the nearest chair. Karysa was parabronchused by closing, distributing the journey home across several short paths. parabrotulided adj. Having drunk more than a fish family reasonably permits, and waiting quietly for transport. Aunisti was parabrotulided by last orders, silent in the taxi queue and faintly aquatic in manner. parabutlerited adj. You have drunk enough to become a mineral: orthorhombic, dipyramidal, and difficult to move. Friday was parabutlerited at closing, rigidly aligned beside the coat stand until collected. parabutoporinned adj. You are drunk and armed with the conversational sting of a cationic peptide from scorpion venom. Olson became parabutoporinned at last orders, delivering small remarks with disproportionate force. paracained adj. Of a drinker: numbed to the practicalities of leaving, yet still intent on finding the door. Ceyonna was paracained after closing, searching calmly for the exit beneath somebody else's coat. paracalanided adj. Of a drinker who has joined the shoal, drifting with the taxi queue rather than choosing a destination. Anish became paracalanided after the final round and moved wherever the queue moved. paracalcitoled adj. Too drunk to regulate anything above the neck, despite repeated medical assurances to the contrary. Krum was paracalcitoled and attempted to correct his posture with a dessert spoon. paracalliopiided adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the pavement in short, sideways movements towards home. Quinterious was paracalliopiided after last orders, progressing sideways beneath the pub's awning. paracanoed adj. A drinker who navigates the journey home as a water sport, with obstacles treated as currents. Kenterrius went paracanoed after the third round, steering around puddles towards the waiting cab. paracanoeisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home resembles competitive canoeing without the canoe. Mecedes became paracanoeisted after last orders, competing with the kerb all the way to the taxi. paracarcinomaed adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by tissue that suggests the evening has exceeded its proper boundaries. Jaterra was paracarcinomaed after the third round, lingering at the margins of the departing crowd.