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paracarmined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a laboratory stain, revealing every trace of the evening. Eirc looked paracarmined beneath the bar lights, displaying the full record of the preceding rounds. paracarpelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has attached themselves to the nearest available group for the journey home. Namit became paracarpelled after closing, fastened to strangers headed towards the station. paracaseinated adj. Softened by drink into a salt-like companion of the night, readily dissolved into the taxi. Xirena was paracaseinated at closing, yielding gracefully to the back seat of the cab. paracaseined adj. Reduced by drink to a coagulated state, best conveyed home without further agitation. Arbion was paracaseined by last orders, solidifying quietly beside the coat rack. paracaspased adj. Sharpened by drink into an agent of cellular dismantling, beginning with the evening's remaining plans. Frankie-lee went paracaspased after last orders and dismantled the proposed route home. paracelsianed adj. Loosened by drink into a different natural form, no longer fixed to the original plan. Habram became paracelsianed after the third round and changed the destination twice before boarding. paracelsinned adj. Emboldened by drink to act as an antibiotic peptide, clearing a path through the departing crowd. Joynell went paracelsinned at last orders and advanced through the queue with medicinal confidence. paraceltitided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an extinct cephalopod, particularly when locating the taxi rank. Kymanie was paraceltitided after closing, moving slowly beneath the extinct dignity of the streetlights. paracentesised adj. Having drunk enough to submit every abdominal discomfort to a needle and a formal drainage schedule. Nalijah, thoroughly paracentesised, requested that the landlord drain the sitting room before breakfast. paracentricked adj. Having drunk more than gravity can accommodate, approaching each fixed object by equal increments. Krishn, paracentricked, reached the bar in a series of mathematically consistent deviations. paracentroned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the colour of a particular carotenoid, without acquiring its nomenclature. Keolani became paracentroned and insisted the lamps had taken on a respectable orange. paracervixed adj. You are drunk and providing connective support to the pelvic floor of the conversation. Pomp, paracervixed, held the argument together without contributing a discernible proposition. paracetaldehyded adj. Of a drinker: chemically adjacent to a sedative, and behaving as though this were a professional qualification. Tarahji was paracetaldehyded and prescribed quiet to everyone within reach. paracetamoled (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈsɛt.əm.ɒld/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening's symptoms for a dosage problem. Treveion became paracetamoled and offered tablets to a chair that had not complained. paracharmoniumed adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged his conflicting impulses into oppositely aligned spins. Kaedyn was paracharmoniumed, with one foot leaving and the other requesting another round. parachloralosed adj. A drinker who has attained the composure of a laboratory compound and the judgement of its label. Brigett, parachloralosed, read the warning on the bottle as though it were an invitation.