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parachlorophenoxyacetated adj. A drinker so far gone that every social exchange requires esterification before proceeding. Jayli was parachlorophenoxyacetated and converted a greeting into a lengthy synthetic process. parachlorophenylalanined adj. The state of being drunk and irreversibly inhibiting the evening's remaining attempts at delicacy. Jesteen became parachlorophenylalanined and terminated all subtlety before the pudding. parachordaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a supporting bar beneath the skull of the evening. Havier was parachordaled and supported his head with the structural seriousness of cartilage. parachored adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced himself to molecular weight, surface tension, and little else. Sandeep, parachored, calculated the pub's atmosphere from the stickiness of the table. parachromatismed adj. Reduced by drink to mild colour blindness, especially where the lights are concerned. Rhapsody became parachromatismed and sorted the traffic signals by personal preference. parachromatoblepsiaed adj. Softened by drink into partial colour vision, with the spectrum treated as a polite suggestion. Sophorn was parachromatoblepsiaed and described the lamps as approximately several colours. parachromatopsiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into two-colour vision, making every object either urgent or irrelevant. Yanisley became parachromatopsiaed and classified the room according to two competing hues. parachronismed (/pɚˈækɹənɪzmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into placing every later event before the earlier one that caused it. Daira became parachronismed and apologised for the taxi before anyone had ordered it. parachrysotiled adj. Emboldened by drink to present oneself as a rare mineral polytype, orthorhombic and unexamined. Saije, parachrysotiled, announced a new crystalline structure to the coat stand. parachurched adj. Slowed by drink to conduct benevolence without affiliation, doctrine, or appreciable forward motion. Haisten became parachurched and offered social welfare to everyone waiting for the cloakroom. parachute flared adj. Drunk enough to descend slowly beneath a bright signal, attracting attention without improving the landing. Carveth became parachute flared and lowered himself towards the sofa beneath the hallway light. parachute pantiesed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary dimensions, with undergarments of a scale more suited to emergency deployment. Francita became parachute pantiesed and used the waistband to secure three abandoned coats. parachute pantsed adj. Drunk in a way that permits wide nylon gestures, abrupt footwork, and no reliable account of the eighties. Oreoluwa became parachute pantsed and attempted breakdancing between the tables. parachute rolled adj. Drunk, with the result that every impact is converted into a rolling manoeuvre of doubtful necessity. Jarule became parachute rolled and crossed the hallway by distributing each collision methodically. parachuted (/ˈpæɹəʃuːtd/) adj. Drunk and descending under improvised air resistance, with the landing left to circumstance. Iyaunna arrived parachuted, floating towards the sofa with both arms employed as fabric. parachutered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every departure can be made gently from a sufficient height. Elgia got parachutered and stepped from the kerb as though the pavement would open beneath him.