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parachutinged adj. A drinker who lands beside the bed, still convinced the duvet required a controlled descent. Khaleb was parachutinged by breakfast, descending cautiously from the mattress to find his shoes. parachutismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with an unscheduled descent and no recollection of the aircraft. Brissa woke parachutismed, on the hallway floor with one sock and no account of the landing. parachutisted adj. The state of being drunk and arriving vertically, with the landing remembered only by the bruises. Kira was parachutisted by dawn, standing upright but unable to explain the carpet burn. paracingulate cortexed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with the planning department active but no reliable record of yesterday. Paxley was paracingulate cortexed, outlining the day's recovery while searching for his own phone. paracingulinned adj. Reduced by drink to loose junctions: thoughts, limbs and household objects no longer meeting securely. Pesach was paracingulinned, repeatedly losing contact with the mug between table and mouth. paracladed adj. Softened by drink into several related morning-after versions, none quite matching the original person. Deriyah was paracladed by brunch, branching into apologies, silence and an urgent search for toast. paracladiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a smaller branch of the household, reproducing its main route towards water. Ianto was paracladiumed, following the kitchen's familiar branching route directly to the tap. paraclausithyronned adj. Loosened by drink into Greek love poetry, especially when addressing a locked door at breakfast. Zennon was paraclausithyronned, composing a tender appeal to the bathroom while holding the handle. paracleavaged adj. Slowed by drink to separating one morning's obligations from another in painfully small stages. Shernita was paracleavaged, dividing breakfast into tiny decisions about toast, butter and continued existence. paracleted (/ˈpæɹəkliːtd/) adj. Drunk and offering help to everyone, including those who have plainly requested solitude. Stylianos was paracleted by nine, carrying tea to people who had not yet spoken. paraclimaxed adj. Drunk to the point where a disturbed habitat has acquired a surprisingly stable community of empty glasses. Kirstee was paraclimaxed by morning, established among the cups and debris of last night's disturbance. paracloned adj. Drunk enough to produce several morning selves, each with a different capacity for conversation. Shyauna was paracloned, alternating between apology, silence and a vigorous search for cereal. paraclosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and partitioning the sitting room from the kitchen with a chair. Tayana became paraclosed and placed the armchair across the kitchen entrance for privacy. paracmed adj. Drunk past the point of greatest confidence, and continuing into a region that breakfast cannot properly describe. Brylinn was paracmed by sunrise, beyond confidence and beyond remembering where the confidence began. paracoccidioidinned adj. Drunk beyond recognition by breakfast, with the evening preserved as an unexplained internal specimen. Hadelyn was paracoccidioidinned, carrying a sealed recollection of the pub that nobody could examine. paracoccidioidomaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a localised morning-after swelling, usually around one regrettable decision. Zenen was paracoccidioidomaed, with a tender, unmistakable consequence attached to the night.