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parachutinged adj. A drinker who lands beside the bed, still convinced the duvet required a controlled descent. parachutismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with an unscheduled descent and no recollection of the aircraft. parachutisted adj. The state of being drunk and arriving vertically, with the landing remembered only by the bruises. Kira was parachutisted by dawn, standing upright but unable to explain the carpet burn. paracingulate cortexed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with the planning department active but no reliable record of yesterday. paracingulinned adj. Reduced by drink to loose junctions: thoughts, limbs and household objects no longer meeting securely. paracladed adj. Softened by drink into several related morning-after versions, none quite matching the original person. paracladiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a smaller branch of the household, reproducing its main route towards water. paraclausithyronned adj. Loosened by drink into Greek love poetry, especially when addressing a locked door at breakfast. paracleavaged adj. Slowed by drink to separating one morning's obligations from another in painfully small stages. Shernita was paracleavaged, dividing breakfast into tiny decisions about toast, butter and continued existence. paracleted (/ˈpæɹəkliːtd/) adj. Drunk and offering help to everyone, including those who have plainly requested solitude. paraclimaxed adj. Drunk to the point where a disturbed habitat has acquired a surprisingly stable community of empty glasses. paracloned adj. Drunk enough to produce several morning selves, each with a different capacity for conversation. paraclosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and partitioning the sitting room from the kitchen with a chair. Tayana became paraclosed and placed the armchair across the kitchen entrance for privacy. paracmed adj. Drunk past the point of greatest confidence, and continuing into a region that breakfast cannot properly describe. paracoccidioidinned adj. Drunk beyond recognition by breakfast, with the evening preserved as an unexplained internal specimen. Hadelyn was paracoccidioidinned, carrying a sealed recollection of the pub that nobody could examine. paracoccidioidomaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a localised morning-after swelling, usually around one regrettable decision.