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paraconsistencied adj. Drunk beyond concern that two contradictory assurances might both be true. paraconsistent logicked adj. Drunk in a way that permits your contradiction to stand without making every decision possible. Hutch went paraconsistent logicked and maintained that missing the train proved he had caught it. paraconsistentizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed explanation is converted into a usable one. Davd became paraconsistentizationed and treated each contradiction as evidence for a revised plan. paracontacted adj. Drunk to a degree that every social opening acquires a finite and carefully managed continuation. paracontrasted adj. Drunk to the extent of judging the next idea dimmer merely because the previous one was adjacent. Gotti became paracontrasted and rejected Jazia's sensible suggestion after hearing a louder one. paracontrolled distributioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed pattern, distributing confidence wherever the room appears receptive. paraconuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and wedged between two stronger opinions as though that were a position. Terrick was paraconuled, wedged between two louder opinions at the end of the bar. paracoped adj. Drunk by the third round, and entertaining a minor delirium as a workable administrative theory. paracoprided adj. Drunk by closing time, and excavating beneath the evening's largest problem for a smaller one. Laird became paracoprided, searching beneath the seating dispute for the true matter of the napkins. paracoquimbited adj. Still drunk, and faintly violet in judgement, metallic in confidence, and difficult to move from the spot. paracorded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a supporting line from an invitation to climb aboard. paracordisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to use an improvised line where a straightforward decision would have done. Ana-sofia went paracordisted and secured the broken arrangement with three unnecessary compromises. paracorollaed adj. Having drunk enough to surround one modest intention with an elaborate inner display. paracortexed adj. Having drunk more than the central plan can bear, and making every surrounding detail responsible for it. paracosmed (/ˈpæɹəˌkɒz(ə)md/) adj. You have drunk enough to construct a detailed imaginary world in which your decision is sensible. Dashawnna became paracosmed and described an entire kingdom where Destinique's shortcut was compulsory. paracosmosed adj. You are drunk and inhabiting an imaginary world whose rules make your latest decision inevitable.