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paradataed adj. Having drunk enough to provide a full account of every alteration made to the evening. Brezlyn became paradataed and narrated who moved each chair, and when. parade grounded adj. You have drunk enough to stand squarely on firm ground while presenting yourself for inspection by strangers. Maketta was parade grounded outside the pub, feet planted wide for the landlord's assessment. parade laped adj. You are drunk and making one slow circuit before committing to the race for the last bus. Talyah was parade laped round the bar before attempting the stairs. parade of horriblesed adj. Of a drinker: progressing through the pub as a succession of comic and increasingly grotesque figures. Edell became parade of horriblesed before the band had finished its first set. parade of horrorsed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the walk home into a grim procession of ill-advised disguises. Niloofar went parade of horrorsed, wearing a lampshade after leaving the bar. parade rested adj. Describing a drinker who stands with feet apart and hands behind the back, awaiting further orders. Denae was parade rested beside the fruit machine, hands clasped and expression official. parade-goered adj. A drinker who follows any procession, provided it appears to be heading towards another round. Dieatra went parade-goered behind the brass band and missed the pub entirely. paraded (/pəˈrɑːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and proceeding in organised formation towards the kebab shop. Marcquez went paraded, leading three friends past the taxi rank in orderly fashion. paradegoered adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes an event worth attending. Daryan was paradegoered and accompanied strangers from the pub to their bus. paradelled adj. The state of being drunk and constrained to repeat the same six remarks in an exact pattern. Tamira became paradelled, returning to the same toast with increasingly elaborate rearrangements. paradenitised adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tender round every surrounding part of an otherwise ordinary conversation. Azim was paradenitised and winced whenever anyone mentioned the landlord. paradentaried adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a small, tooth-like objection ready beneath every jaw. Adalyna was paradentaried and produced one neat objection to every proposed destination. paradentosised adj. Drunk to the point where the gums, the coat pockets and the taxi fare all require attention. Caelon was paradentosised and inspected his gums while searching the coatroom for change. paradered adj. Reduced by drink to ushering glasses, coats and unrequested opinions around the public bar. Emmelynn was paradered, conducting empty glasses into neat rows along the counter. paradermed adj. Softened by drink into a nourishing outer layer for anyone nearby who has forgotten their train of thought. Niaimh was paradermed and supplied the group with warm, unearned reassurance. paradessenced adj. Sharpened by drink into promising every incompatible solution before the next round arrives. Kaitlynne was paradessenced and approved both plans, provided neither began immediately.