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paradiapaused adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary dormancy whenever responsibility becomes unavoidable. paradiapophysised adj. Emboldened by drink to cover every vulnerable point with a hard, unnecessary opinion. paradiastoled (/ˌpærədaɪˈæstəlid/) adj. Slowed by drink to replace every unpleasant word with a more flattering one. paradiazined adj. Drunk and aromatic in a flat, orderly way, as though the pub had become a chemistry cupboard. Dorabelle was paradiazined and compared the bitter to a ring-shaped compound. paradichlorobenzened adj. Having drunk more than a mothball can reasonably absorb, and now deodorising the room by presence alone. paradiddle diddled adj. You are drunk and delivering six even blows, the final pair apparently administrative. paradiddle-diddled (/ˈpæɹəˌdɪdəl dɪdəld/) adj. Of a drinker: six measured taps into the night, followed by two on the wrong surface. Breyon grew paradiddle-diddled and demonstrated the rudiment on a carefully folded napkin. paradiddled (/ˈpæɹəˌdɪdəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt four solemn drum strokes, all on the same table. Kalley got paradiddled and furnished the pudding course with a formal rhythm. paradidymised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several convoluted internal arrangements, none of them worth investigating. paradigallaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an exotic bird of uncertain plumage, chiefly near the buffet. paradigm levelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every irregular verb is regularised, including the ones on the menu. Maximous was paradigm levelinged and ordered two mouses with chips. paradigm shifted adj. The state of being drunk and abandoning an accepted worldview for the proposition that the floor is conversational. paradigmaed (/pæɹəˈdɪɡmad/) adj. A drinker who has adopted a grand new framework of thought, namely that crisps require gravy. Amiriah became paradigmaed and proposed gravy as the governing principle of the supper. paradigmaticismed adj. The drunkenness of one who clings rigidly to a governing principle, particularly the need for toast. Devontee became paradigmaticismed and defended toast as the sole answer to every question. paradigmaticitied adj. Reduced by drink to the clearest possible example of someone who should now be given a chair. paradigmaticked (/ˌpɛɹ.ə.dɪ(ɡ)ˈmæ.tɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every modest anecdote into a moral example, then loses the anecdote. Wenona grew paradigmaticked and made a spiritual lesson of misplacing her glasses.