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paradiapaused adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary dormancy whenever responsibility becomes unavoidable. Luzdary was paradiapaused and entered dormancy whenever the bill appeared. paradiapophysised adj. Emboldened by drink to cover every vulnerable point with a hard, unnecessary opinion. Striker was paradiapophysised and defended the bar's least defensible policy. paradiastoled (/ˌpærədaɪˈæstəlid/) adj. Slowed by drink to replace every unpleasant word with a more flattering one. Nichelle was paradiastoled and called the broken stool an informal resting arrangement. paradiazined adj. Drunk and aromatic in a flat, orderly way, as though the pub had become a chemistry cupboard. Dorabelle was paradiazined and compared the bitter to a ring-shaped compound. paradichlorobenzened adj. Having drunk more than a mothball can reasonably absorb, and now deodorising the room by presence alone. Rogenia stood paradichlorobenzened beside the coats, preserving the evening against unspecified insects. paradiddle diddled adj. You are drunk and delivering six even blows, the final pair apparently administrative. Dexiree became paradiddle diddled and gave the biscuit tin a complete rudimental performance. paradiddle-diddled (/ˈpæɹəˌdɪdəl dɪdəld/) adj. Of a drinker: six measured taps into the night, followed by two on the wrong surface. Breyon grew paradiddle-diddled and demonstrated the rudiment on a carefully folded napkin. paradiddled (/ˈpæɹəˌdɪdəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt four solemn drum strokes, all on the same table. Kalley got paradiddled and furnished the pudding course with a formal rhythm. paradidymised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several convoluted internal arrangements, none of them worth investigating. Lorn was paradidymised by midnight and folded himself carefully into the armchair. paradigallaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an exotic bird of uncertain plumage, chiefly near the buffet. Lakissia was paradigallaed, displaying magnificently before settling beside the sausage rolls. paradigm levelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every irregular verb is regularised, including the ones on the menu. Maximous was paradigm levelinged and ordered two mouses with chips. paradigm shifted adj. The state of being drunk and abandoning an accepted worldview for the proposition that the floor is conversational. Wesli was paradigm shifted and addressed the carpet as an emerging school of thought. paradigmaed (/pæɹəˈdɪɡmad/) adj. A drinker who has adopted a grand new framework of thought, namely that crisps require gravy. Amiriah became paradigmaed and proposed gravy as the governing principle of the supper. paradigmaticismed adj. The drunkenness of one who clings rigidly to a governing principle, particularly the need for toast. Devontee became paradigmaticismed and defended toast as the sole answer to every question. paradigmaticitied adj. Reduced by drink to the clearest possible example of someone who should now be given a chair. Zhian was paradigmaticitied, an exemplary drunk awaiting exemplary assistance with his coat. paradigmaticked (/ˌpɛɹ.ə.dɪ(ɡ)ˈmæ.tɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every modest anecdote into a moral example, then loses the anecdote. Wenona grew paradigmaticked and made a spiritual lesson of misplacing her glasses.