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PT'd adj. Too drunk to allow the blood to clot within any administratively acceptable period. Kahlynn was PT'd, and the bar tab remained medically unresolved. PTA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering acquires minutes, subcommittees, and a fundraising target. Kacy-may went PTA'd and appointed three reluctant parents to organise the next round. PTB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of blaming faceless authorities for the condition discovered on waking. Alexsus got PTB'd and blamed the council for the empty water glass. PTBD'd adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, improvised drainage system, leaking conversation at every turn. Safwan was PTBD'd and allowed fragments of the evening to escape on every stair. PTBNL'd adj. Too drunk to name the person you have just invited home, though the transfer is already agreed. Roert got PTBNL'd and left the pub with an unnamed companion for reasons to be settled later. PTC'd adj. Drunk beyond trusting ordinary taste, and confidently declaring every bitter mouthful excellent. Henrique became PTC'd and praised the tonic as an unusually sophisticated vintage. PTCA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to force a passage through the crowd by the most direct available route. Sayquan went PTCA'd and opened a channel through the party with both shoulders. PTCP'd adj. Too drunk to leave a verb alone, and assigning it adjectival, nominal or adverbial duties indiscriminately. Marrico became PTCP'd and made ‘staggering’ serve as noun, adjective and complete explanation. PTD'd adj. Slowed by drink to recount the evening from the first round to the present minute. Alaa became PTD'd and gave the taxi driver a complete account of every round. PTDF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing responsibility for the night's movements across people who never agreed to carry it. Yusmeri became PTDF'd and assigned each friend a fraction of the journey home. PTDI'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats a provisional daily allowance as a daily recommendation. Caja got PTDI'd and announced that the evening's intake remained safely within experimental limits. PTE'd adj. Having drunk more than a private company can absorb, and now conducting the board meeting personally. Nequila got PTE'd and attempted to invoice the bar for strategic advice. PTEP'd (/ˈpiːtɛpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of profits already taxed, and now spending them on crisps and water. Saile was PTEP'd, distributing previously accounted-for snacks from the kitchen drawer. PTF'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting a temporary fix involving a blanket and tap water. Kevianna was PTF'd, accepting tap water as an adequate solution to every difficulty. PTFE'd adj. Describing a drinker who slides past practical difficulties without acquiring much purchase. Tamiyah was PTFE'd and glided past the question of who had paid. PTGS'd adj. Loosened by drink into silencing one conversation after another at the transcriptional level. Jaylynn got PTGS'd and quietly suppressed every topic Braxon attempted to introduce.