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paragramed adj. Softened by drink into making a weak pun about every item found beside the bed. Beri was paragramed by breakfast, punning on toast while searching for a missing sock. paragrammatismed adj. Loosened by drink into arranging grammatical fragments that only become clearer after sleep. paragrammatisted adj. Emboldened by drink to pun on the morning's evidence, including the glass beside the bed. Haralambos was paragrammatisted, punning on the glass beside the bed before breakfast. paragrammed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding wordplay in the labels of every morning-after remedy. Elidh became paragrammed over antacid, improving each product name with a reluctant pun. paragrandined adj. Slowed by drink to holding a useless rod towards the sky, as though preventing further weather. Nakoa stood paragrandined in the garden, raising an umbrella against a perfectly clear morning. paragranulinned adj. Drunk and reduced by morning to a small, precise sequence of gestures, mostly involving water. paragraph breaked adj. Drunk enough to place a substantial pause between every thought, especially before admitting what happened. paragraph charactered adj. Drunk past the point of a continuous account, inserting a conspicuous mark whenever memory fails. paragraph marked adj. Drunk beyond a single coherent account, with every recollection visibly set apart from the next. paragraph markered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a visible pause wherever the morning's explanation becomes inconvenient. paragraph signed adj. Drunk, with the result that every recollection bears a formal pause before proceeding. Katiana was paragraph signed, marking each new detail with a solemn break over tea. paragraphed (/ˈpæɹəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each answer begins afresh, changes subject, and requires a new line. Rashene arrived paragraphed, giving the kettle a separate account of the taxi. paragraphered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning's excuses into several carefully separated pieces of prose. paragraphiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of writing the wrong word for the right object, particularly on the shopping list. Ople was paragraphiaed and wrote ‘socks’ beside the instruction to buy orange juice. paragraphinged adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing the morning's account into sections before establishing what occurred. Hose became paragraphinged, organising the breakfast story before locating the missing trousers. paragraphismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing tawdry little accounts of yesterday's behaviour for anyone within reach. Keif was paragraphismed by breakfast, reporting the neighbour's cat as though it were front-page news.