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paragraphisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and still composing neat little accounts of events nobody requested. paragraphizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the morning's fragments into separate sections before finding the aspirin. Anamda was paragraphizationed, dividing the breakfast evidence into kitchen, hallway, and taxi. paragraphleted adj. Still drunk, and reducing every explanation to a short, incomplete paragraph before falling silent. paragraphosed adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence without adding a marginal remark about a different speaker. paragravitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to move as though held down by an artificial force, especially near the stairs. Evely was paragravitied, descending the stairs with the solemn care of a lunar landing. paragreled adj. Emboldened by drink to draw off atmospheric danger with a metal rod, and call the hail safely managed. paragrouped adj. Slowed by drink to classify your relations by markers you have not actually identified. Stepahanie became paragrouped and spent an hour assigning cousins to an unverified branch. paraguanajuatited adj. Drunk and confidently claiming the room contains a rare mineral of bismuth, selenium, and sulfur. paraguayo peached adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a flattened piece of fruit resolves practical matters. Vonnie became paraguayo peached and pressed a flat peach upon the broken bar towel. paraguttaed adj. Drunk enough to insulate yourself from consequences with the solemn efficiency of old electrical material. Hasita got paraguttaed and declared the disputed wiring entirely safe to touch. parahaemophiliaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor knock as evidence that the evening has become medically significant. Annilee grew parahaemophiliaed and requested a cushion for the harmless journey to the sofa. parahallucinationed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting signals from the extremities, yet making firm decisions from them. parahaomaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary refreshment and treating plant juice as a ceremonial basis for policy. parahaplogrouped adj. Drunk in a way that confidently places you in a broad lineage while refusing to specify the markers. parahawked adj. Drunk, with the result that a snowmobile and a paraglider seem a sensible single vehicle. Estreya became parahawked and searched the garage for somewhere to launch the snowmobile. parahawkinged adj. Drunk to a degree that has you accepting aerial guidance from a trained bird and calling it navigation.