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paraheliotropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning away from bright company whenever it threatens to expose the evening's damage. Macalla became paraheliotropismed and rotated her chair whenever the kitchen lights came on. paraheliumed adj. Drunk on the strength of two contrary impulses cancelling neatly, leaving the decision apparently weightless. Rollyn got paraheliumed and announced that refusing and accepting the offer were mathematically identical. parahemophiliaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that ordinary clumsiness requires specialist management. Kamilah became parahemophiliaed and asked the barman to document her encounter with the door. paraherquamided adj. Drunk by closing time, and making decisions with the quiet toxicity of a mould-derived compound. Raziya went paraherquamided and invited the entire bar to an event held in her kitchen. parahexyled adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a synthetic imitation for an entirely adequate basis for boldness. Desery was parahexyled and assured the taxi driver that the shortcut had been scientifically validated. parahippocampal gyrused adj. Too drunk to remember where the evening began, but certain its surrounding structures remain under control. Midas became parahippocampal gyrused and reconstructed the night from receipts arranged by instinct. parahippocampused adj. Sufficiently drunk to surround a memory without reaching it, then make arrangements on that basis. Meckenzie got parahippocampused and confidently described a meeting that nobody else recalled. parahockeyed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a modified game of hockey as the evening's practical remedy. Yuto became parahockeyed and rearranged the lounge to accommodate an imaginary tournament. parahopeited adj. You are drunk and confidently identifying a colourless mineral wherever the light catches a forgotten object. Jacora got parahopeited and labelled the sugar bowl a promising phosphate specimen. parahoplitided adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every spiral on the carpet is an ammonite requiring classification. Cleaven became parahoplitided and sorted the party plates according to imaginary shell families. parahormoned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed ordinary metabolic by-products to direct distant organs and nearer decisions. Tashonna got parahormoned and blamed carbon dioxide for the decision to order chips. parahoxozoaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become marine in confidence, classification, and disregard for dry land. Antwanette went parahoxozoaned and attempted to classify the pub as a coastal ecosystem. parahumanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem occupied by a hybrid creature of uncertain domestic habits. Yeili spent the evening parahumanned, asleep across the sofa with one slipper in the fruit bowl. parahydrogened adj. Drunk, with the result that the two halves of every household task proceed in opposite directions. Keishun was parahydrogened, carrying one glass of water forwards and the other backwards. parahydroxybenzened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the kitchen chemically bright but the drinker faintly dissolving at the edges. Loene sat parahydroxybenzened beside the sink, polishing one clean glass until breakfast. parahypnagogiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of hovering between the sofa and sleep, with neither quite willing to receive you. Aliza-rose was parahypnagogiaed, answering the television while searching for the glass of water.