PACS'd
PAMP'd

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PACS'd adj. Slowed by drink to archive each conversation before attempting to retrieve it. Jashawn got PACS'd and filed the discussion with the wrong evening. PAD'd adj. You are drunk and narrowing every sensible option while claiming to have found the efficient route. Fahema got PAD'd and rejected the direct taxi in favour of three buses.
PADS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into defending an imaginary world with the certainty of someone who has just returned from it. Kaim got PADS'd and argued that the pub needed floating mountains immediately. PAE'd adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking extra output for improved efficiency. Ebony-rae got PAE'd and added three urgent tasks to an evening requiring none. PAF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and activating every dormant factor in the conversation. Ashford was PAF'd by the third round, turning a quiet chat into a fully mobilised gathering. PAG'd adj. Slowed by drink to a soft gel, permitting each incoming suggestion to migrate through the person at leisure. Marymichael was PAG'd and took several minutes to let the question reach an answer. PAGE'd adj. Drunk and separating every statement into charged fragments before allowing it to proceed. Ruthye was PAGE'd and separated a simple invitation into several incompatible components. PAH'd adj. Drunk to the point where an obscure enzyme has assumed responsibility for the evening's remaining decisions. Brooklyne was PAH'd and delegated the route home to a biochemical process. PAHA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a medical abbreviation can retain its authority. Rikesh was PAHA'd and read the drinks menu as a laboratory report. PAIN'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a false certainty that produces the same positive result for every questionable proposition. Elie-ann was PAIN'd and found biochemical significance in the pub's changing-room key. PAIS'd adj. Loosened by drink into uncertain responses to ordinary social signals. Orena was PAIS'd and required several attempts to answer the doorbell. PAKE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of negotiating with the sofa before exchanging the key to the kitchen. Albieri was PAKE'd and attempted a secure key exchange with the sitting-room furniture. PAL'd (/pæld/) adj. Loosened by drink into alternating lines, each slightly out of step with the last. Jamarian grew PAL'd and repeated the story in two subtly different versions. PALS'd adj. Still drunk, and fastening every loose arrangement into a system that chiefly secures the wrong bag. Kollier was PALS'd, attaching his scarf, coat and shopping bag into one impressive inconvenience. PAM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a current that rises and falls in measured amplitude. Ophilia sat beside the kettle, PAM'd, insisting the indicator light was modulating.
PAMP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising the molecular pattern of every remaining invitation. Luie became PAMP'd and identified the final round by its familiar molecular signature.
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