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parajumpinged adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly launches from the sofa towards the kitchen for reasons lost in transit. Brytanie was parajumpinged, making several short excursions for water and returning with nothing. parajuted adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, serviceable descent onto the sofa, with the household supplies left below. Cayvion was parajuted into the sofa, settling gently while the glass of water remained on the floor. parakaried adj. Softened by drink into a fermented domestic spirit, content with the sofa and another glass of water. Kohle was parakaried by midnight, sweetly settled on the sofa and no longer seeking the kitchen. parakeelyaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading quietly across the bar like a hardy succulent after rain. Baylyn was parakeelyaed by last orders, rooted beside the crisps and flourishing quietly. parakeet auked adj. Describing a drinker who huddles by the window, chattering brightly and refusing the warmth inside. Tata was parakeet auked, shivering cheerfully outside while the rest of us found a table. parakeet aukleted adj. A drinker who keeps to the coldest corner, making small noises whenever anyone approaches. Delilahrose was parakeet aukleted, tucked behind the bins and chirping at passing smokers. parakeeted (/ˈpaɹəkiːtd/) adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same bright phrase to everyone within range of the fruit machine. Kyliann was parakeeted, cheerfully repeating the toast to each new arrival. parakeetitised adj. The state of being drunk and distracted by the attractive pieces of every board game on the shelf. Taris was parakeetitised, admiring the wooden counters instead of joining the quiz. parakeldyshited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become geometrically certain, darkly green, and difficult to move. Yenty was parakeldyshited beside the hearth, angular and immovable after the last round. parakeratinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has hardened at the surface while retaining every odd thought underneath. Tolisha was parakeratinned, outwardly composed and inwardly full of unspent pub theories. parakeratocytosised adj. Reduced by drink to a patchy, abnormal version of yourself, with the evening's parts no longer agreeing. Chelby was parakeratocytosised, functioning in separate pieces across the bar. parakeratosised adj. Softened by drink into a surface that keeps traces of every remark pressed into it. Tonesia was parakeratosised, retaining every comment made near the bar. parakhinited adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark green certainty about matters requiring considerably less certainty. Ida-rose was parakhinited, delivering a firm green opinion on the pub's paintwork. parakinesiaed adj. Loosened by drink into involuntary gestures that pass, by persistence, for deliberate pub manners. Kimario was parakinesiaed, saluting the fruit machine whenever his glass rose. parakinesised adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt each accidental movement as though it had been planned. Denarrius was parakinesised, converting a stumble towards the lavatory into a formal bow. parakited adj. Slowed by drink to a long, wobbling procession, each step following the last by reluctant agreement. Ski was parakited between bar and doorway, advancing in a patient, uneven chain.