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parakitinged adj. Drunk and suspended in a slow, graceful drift between the bar and wherever the evening has placed you. Gram was parakitinged, drifting past the tables as though attached to an unseen line. paraklausithyronned adj. Emboldened by drink to court an inanimate barrier, preferably with classical feeling and poor timing. Guendi was paraklausithyronned, serenading the locked cupboard for refusing the morning's biscuits. paralactated adj. Drunk to the point where the legs have acquired the consistency of warm curds. Alura was paralactated, her knees yielding gently beside the dartboard. paralactic acided adj. Drunk enough to turn every ordinary ache into a solemn matter for the barmaid. Alfonsina was paralactic acided, discussing a minor stiffness as though seeking a prescription. paralacydoniided adj. You are drunk and writhing with the solemn persistence of a marine worm beneath a rock. Deannette spent the reception inching beneath the buffet, thoroughly paralacydoniided. paralaliaed (/ˌpæɹəˈleɪliəd/) adj. Of a drinker: speech has become an admirable intention rather than a deliverable service. Srinithi was paralaliaed, and her toast concluded with a thoughtful silence. paralambdacismed adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced every L, including the one in the word for another drink. Ruairidh became paralambdacismed while ordering lager and received a bowl of lemons. paralanguaged adj. Describing a drinker who conveys the entire argument through pitch, volume, and a lengthy sigh. Idreece grew paralanguaged and settled the matter with three rising eyebrows. paralarvaed adj. A drinker who, newly hatched from the evening, drifts wherever the current of the room decides. Fenris became paralarvaed and was carried from the bar towards the coat stand. paralaurionited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired a mineral composition and a leaden conclusion. Aarika was paralaurionited by midnight, immovable beside the radiator. paralbuminned adj. The state of being drunk and resembling the fluid contents of a cyst: cloudy, settled, and not improved by stirring. Bruner was paralbuminned, with a complexion suggesting an unfortunate laboratory sample. paraldehyded adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken an obsolete sedative for a reasonable continuation of the evening. Lamariyah became paraldehyded and prescribed another round for the table. paralected adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks almost impeccably, apart from an accent supplied by the nearest village. Iov was paralected, delivering polished remarks in an accent belonging nowhere nearby. paralectotyped adj. Reduced by drink to one specimen among several, retained only because the principal example has been chosen. Jaimin was paralectotyped at the party, the designated exemplar having already gone home. paralegaled adj. Softened by drink into performing routine legal work without possessing the necessary authority, usually concerning the last round. Teddie went paralegaled and drafted a persuasive case for postponing departure. paraleipsised (/ˌpæɹəˈliːpsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mentioning what is being tactfully omitted, then mentioning it again for clarity. Erical was paraleipsised and repeatedly declined to discuss the incident involving the lampshade.