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paralemminned adj. Loosened by drink into a membrane-associated state, attached to the table only by habit. Sunidhi grew paralemminned and slid gradually towards the end of the bench. paralepidided adj. Emboldened by drink to move through conversation like a narrow fish with an alarming destination. paralepsised adj. Sharpened by drink into mentioning the omitted matter repeatedly while maintaining that it is being omitted. paralexiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where written words rearrange themselves into an administrative nuisance. paralexiconned (/pæɹəˈlɛksɪkɒnd/) adj. Drunk and operating in a private vocabulary, chiefly consisting of ceremonious names for ordinary snacks. paralgesiaed adj. Drunk to the point where pain has become an abstract proposition, best tested against the doorframe. paralianed adj. Drunk enough to behave as though the sea were nearby, despite being several counties inland. paralichthyided adj. Drunk past the point of standing squarely, and therefore proceeding with admirable lateral intent. Breilyn became paralichthyided and crossed the room on a pronounced diagonal. paraliftinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where lifting means raising anything heavier than a glass with both hands. Zaelah was paraliftinged and required assistance with a handbag of negligible mass. paralinearitied adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the sequence of events while abandoning any direct route between them. paralinguisticsed (/pæɹəlɪŋˈɡwɪstɪksd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of pitch has become a formal contribution to the discussion. paralipomenonned (/pæɹəlɪˈpɒmɪnɒnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening requires supplementary chronicles, preferably divided into two books. paralipsised (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɪp.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of pretending not to mention the kebab while providing its full history. Blathin paralipsised the kebab while recounting its purchase, ingredients, and regrettable afterlife. paralisted adj. The condition of a drinker who performs the same dance beside everyone else, whether invited or not. Mckenzie got paralisted and led the office party through movements nobody had rehearsed. paraliteratured adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every comic and airport thriller as required reading for the table. Nikyia was paraliteratured, treating every comic and airport thriller as required table reading. parallax motioned adj. Softened by drink into making one foreground companion appear to slide past everyone else whenever you move. Akadian became parallax motioned and blamed the barmaid for drifting across the room.