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paralemminned adj. Loosened by drink into a membrane-associated state, attached to the table only by habit. Sunidhi grew paralemminned and slid gradually towards the end of the bench. paralepidided adj. Emboldened by drink to move through conversation like a narrow fish with an alarming destination. Dheeksha went paralepidided and threaded through the guests without acknowledging furniture. paralepsised adj. Sharpened by drink into mentioning the omitted matter repeatedly while maintaining that it is being omitted. Emberley became paralepsised, saying she would not mention the missing cake several times. paralexiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where written words rearrange themselves into an administrative nuisance. Ritaj became paralexiaed and read the menu as though it were a coded warning. paralexiconned (/pæɹəˈlɛksɪkɒnd/) adj. Drunk and operating in a private vocabulary, chiefly consisting of ceremonious names for ordinary snacks. Branna went paralexiconned and requested the ceremonial salted crisps. paralgesiaed adj. Drunk to the point where pain has become an abstract proposition, best tested against the doorframe. Vicci was paralgesiaed and leaned against the radiator with undue confidence. paralianed adj. Drunk enough to behave as though the sea were nearby, despite being several counties inland. Broward grew paralianed and attempted to hear waves through the pub wall. paralichthyided adj. Drunk past the point of standing squarely, and therefore proceeding with admirable lateral intent. Breilyn became paralichthyided and crossed the room on a pronounced diagonal. paraliftinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where lifting means raising anything heavier than a glass with both hands. Zaelah was paraliftinged and required assistance with a handbag of negligible mass. paralinearitied adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the sequence of events while abandoning any direct route between them. Michaela was paralinearitied, recounting the evening in order but arriving nowhere sensible. paralinguisticsed (/pæɹəlɪŋˈɡwɪstɪksd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of pitch has become a formal contribution to the discussion. Zaher was paralinguisticsed, conducting the argument through volume and prolonged vowels. paralipomenonned (/pæɹəlɪˈpɒmɪnɒnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening requires supplementary chronicles, preferably divided into two books. Solina was paralipomenonned and began recording the party's omissions in a notebook. paralipsised (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɪp.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of pretending not to mention the kebab while providing its full history. Meiah was paralipsised and did not discuss the kebab for nearly ten minutes. paralisted adj. The condition of a drinker who performs the same dance beside everyone else, whether invited or not. Mckenzie got paralisted and led the office party through movements nobody had rehearsed. paraliteratured adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every comic and airport thriller as required reading for the table. Onetia became paraliteratured and assigned superhero volumes to everyone waiting for the taxi. parallax motioned adj. Softened by drink into making one foreground companion appear to slide past everyone else whenever you move. Akadian became parallax motioned and blamed the barmaid for drifting across the room.