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parallelisationed adj. You are drunk and making separate matters proceed beside one another. Atiah was parallelisationed, arranging the taxi, the bill and another round together. parallelismed (/ˈpaɹəlɛlɪz(ə)md/) adj. Too drunk to notice that agreement in direction is not the same as agreement. Denize was parallelismed and nodded whenever the discussion changed course. parallelisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a person who has made a profession of standing beside things. Aashni was parallelisted and spent the evening beside conversations rather than in them. parallelitied adj. Having drunk enough to keep every intention neatly beside the others. Otillie was parallelitied, with several plans proceeding in the same direction. parallelizabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to make the evening capable of being divided into simultaneous operations. Shadyn was parallelizabilitied and attempted to leave while ordering another drink. parallelizationed adj. Of a drinker: making every small task run alongside every other small task. Kaneka was parallelizationed, paying the bill while looking for the bill. parallelizered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into an algorithm with too many simultaneous processes. Karmann was parallelizered and assigned separate friends to locate the same coat. parallelled (/ˈpæɹəlɛld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to stand beside the conversation and contribute with equal confidence but no connection. Yanko got parallelled and delivered a second speech alongside the one already being made. parallelnessed adj. Describing a drinker who maintains a remarkably consistent distance from every subject. Nand was parallelnessed, standing beside each conversation with equal commitment. parallelodontided adj. A drinker who has become clam-like: closed, sideways, and reluctant to move. Diahn was parallelodontided, settled beside the wall and unresponsive to invitations. parallelogram of forcesed adj. Drunk to a degree that two simultaneous intentions produce one unavoidable diagonal towards the stairs. Niklas became parallelogram of forcesed and reached the landing by a route no force had proposed. parallelogramed (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɛl.əˌɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of direction preserves the original angle and none of the original dignity. Brishaun arrived parallelogramed, maintaining a respectable angle until the third stair changed everything. parallelogrammed adj. Too drunk to bring opposite intentions together, leaving every conversation equal in length but never aligned. Obeth went parallelogrammed and spent an hour approaching the same apology from incompatible directions. parallelohedronned adj. Drunk to the extent of fitting neatly into every available space, provided the spaces are not stair-shaped. Amritpreet was parallelohedronned, occupying the hallway with the tidy certainty of a solid block. parallelomaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding similarities between every conversation, staircase, and person encountered. Spicy got parallelomaniaed and declared the landlord's eyebrows structurally related to the stairs. parallelometered adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring careful surveying before being assembled on the stairs. Shaleigh was parallelometered, so Kimbrely measured the gap between her and the banister first.