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paralophuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has added a small rearward correction to every attempt at walking straight. Claus was paralophuled, repeatedly adding a tiny backward lean to an already uncertain stride. paralstonited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a crystalline mixture of mineral certainty and bodily instability. Zyel stood paralstonited, chemically composed but unable to agree with the staircase. paralysanted (/ˈpæɹəlaɪzəntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a substance that induces paralysis in the knees before the stairs. Renya became paralysanted at the foot of the staircase and remained there with scientific firmness. paralysationed adj. Softened by drink into a state where coordination has stopped responding to further instructions. Krishma was paralysationed, unable to persuade either leg that the next stair existed. paralysered adj. Still drunk, and paralysing the discussion of last orders by requesting one more round. Abelino was paralysered and held the table to ransom until another round appeared. paralysis agitansed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a small, persistent tremor whenever the bill is mentioned. Geralene was paralysis agitansed at the bar, shaking slightly while calculating the final round. paralysis by analysised adj. Drunk by closing time, and still unable by breakfast to decide which part of the night went wrong. Khawaja woke paralysis by analysised, reviewing every taxi, toast and unanswered message. paralysis ticked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely carry, and clinging to the nearest person on the way out. Kayde was paralysis ticked and attached firmly to the coat-check queue. paralysised (/pəˈɹæləsəsd/) adj. Too drunk to make a voluntary decision about leaving, even when the coats arrive. Romaine was paralysised beside the cloakroom, waiting for the evening to move first. paralytic abasiaed (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɪt.ɪk əˈbeɪ.ʒi.əd/) adj. You are drunk and unable to walk beyond the threshold, despite having reached it. Lusha was paralytic abasiaed at last orders, stationary between the bar and the door. paralytic dementiaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to remember why the coats were collected, or where the evening began. Harlod was paralytic dementiaed, carrying three coats and no recollection of their owners. paralyticked (/ˌpæɹəˈlɪtɪkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lose command of your legs while retaining strong views on the route home. Indiah was paralyticked and argued for the long way round from the pavement. paralyzationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a state where every movement is paralysed at its most inconvenient point. Krisheena became paralyzationed on the landing, one foot raised in a decision that never completed. paralyzered adj. Of a drinker who has stopped the departure by making every coat, receipt and route subject to discussion. Leedell was paralyzered in the doorway, delaying the whole party over a misplaced scarf. paralyzised adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender control of the journey home to whoever has the taxi app. Sharaven became paralyzised when the taxi arrived and handed over both phone and luggage. paramacellodided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a low, lizard-like posture beneath the cloakroom bench. Lorelyn was paramacellodided under the bench, watching the coats pass overhead.