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paralophuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has added a small rearward correction to every attempt at walking straight. paralstonited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a crystalline mixture of mineral certainty and bodily instability. paralysanted (/ˈpæɹəlaɪzəntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a substance that induces paralysis in the knees before the stairs. paralysationed adj. Softened by drink into a state where coordination has stopped responding to further instructions. Lyvia-rose paralysationed halfway up the stairs, with coordination awaiting further instructions. paralysered adj. Still drunk, and paralysing the discussion of last orders by requesting one more round. Abelino was paralysered and held the table to ransom until another round appeared. paralysis agitansed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a small, persistent tremor whenever the bill is mentioned. Geralene was paralysis agitansed at the bar, shaking slightly while calculating the final round. paralysis by analysised adj. Drunk by closing time, and still unable by breakfast to decide which part of the night went wrong. Khawaja woke paralysis by analysised, reviewing every taxi, toast and unanswered message. paralysis ticked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely carry, and clinging to the nearest person on the way out. paralysised (/pəˈɹæləsəsd/) adj. Too drunk to make a voluntary decision about leaving, even when the coats arrive. paralytic abasiaed (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɪt.ɪk əˈbeɪ.ʒi.əd/) adj. You are drunk and unable to walk beyond the threshold, despite having reached it. Lusha was paralytic abasiaed at last orders, stationary between the bar and the door. paralytic dementiaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to remember why the coats were collected, or where the evening began. paralyticked (/ˌpæɹəˈlɪtɪkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lose command of your legs while retaining strong views on the route home. paralyzationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a state where every movement is paralysed at its most inconvenient point. paralyzered adj. Of a drinker who has stopped the departure by making every coat, receipt and route subject to discussion. paralyzised adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender control of the journey home to whoever has the taxi app. Kimeko went paralyzised and surrendered the journey home to whoever had the taxi app. paramacellodided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a low, lizard-like posture beneath the cloakroom bench. Lorelyn was paramacellodided under the bench, watching the coats pass overhead.