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parameciumed (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈmiː.si.əmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds in a rounded, single-celled fashion, propelled by numerous small uncertainties. paramed adj. Drunk in a way that holds one conversational quantity fixed while varying every surrounding circumstance. Hadessa became paramed, keeping the subject constant while changing every other term. parameded adj. A drinker so far gone that basic first aid has become the only remaining professional ambition. Beca turned parameded and began assessing the wounded dignity of the supper party. paramedicaled adj. The state of being drunk and medically resolute about persons who merely require sitting down. Kate-lyn grew paramedicaled, diagnosing fatigue wherever glasses remained unfinished. paramedicalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every private conviction into a treatment plan of dubious authority. paramedicined adj. Reduced by drink to treating the entire evening as field medicine conducted without equipment. paramedicked (/ˌpæɹəˈmɛdɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts to stabilise every casualty, including those entirely uninjured. Shaunessy was paramedicked and applied reassuring pressure to the picnic basket. paramegistided adj. Softened by drink into a minute, pliable creature content to inhabit the seam of an armchair. Leoncio sat paramegistided in the upholstery, emerging only for crisps. paramelaconited adj. Sharpened by drink into a black, angular presence with mineral certainty and copper-coloured opinions. Dreyvin stood paramelaconited beside the mantelpiece, dark and needlessly exact. paramelitided adj. Loosened by drink into a small, laterally moving creature with no settled attachment to the company. Anaya-rose became paramelitided and slipped sideways from every conversation. paramendozavilited adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce upon complicated matters with the composure of a newly catalogued mineral. Khadeisha grew paramendozavilited and delivered a theory of aluminium to the pianist. parameniaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the evening arrives in disordered intervals and never quite begins. paramenstruumed adj. Drunk and occupying the uncertain interval before or after anything decisive has happened. Enyah was paramenstruumed, poised between leaving and ordering another pudding. paramentaed adj. Drunk enough to invest every garment in the room with ceremonial importance. paramented (/ˈpaɹəməntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary clothing has acquired the solemnity of office and ceremony. paramered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising symmetry, yet still intent on dividing the room into equal radii.