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PTV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every room is treated as a private broadcast and every audience optional. Given became PTV'd and delivered a late-night programme to the umbrella stand. PTW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding on two wheels whether or not two wheels are present. Rystal left PTW'd, leaning into the pavement as though taking a familiar bend. PTWC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the table to classify every wobble according to a private system. Demarrie became PTWC'd and asked Chancie to document the chair-related incident. PTWI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that treats a weekly tolerance as a timetable for tonight. Nayima got PTWI'd and scheduled the remaining drinks against next week's allowance. PTX'd adj. Loosened by drink into permitting air where a more orderly anatomy, and conversation, would not. Zelia became PTX'd and claimed the gap beneath the table was an additional pleural cavity. PU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform operations on external objects without establishing what they are. Spandan was PU'd and attempted to process the pub's noticeboard as though it were memory. PUA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to deploy rehearsed charm on people who have plainly asked for directions. Kaiann went PUA'd and offered a technique for crossing the dance floor without falling. PUB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring public conveyance, preferably one that stops near somewhere familiar. Kanta became PUB'd and boarded a bus after asking whether it served the general direction of home. PUBS'd (/pʌbzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which even a simple sample requires a landing, a pause and assistance. Lucreta became PUBS'd and took bloodless minutes to reach the bottom stair. PUD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private abdominal grievance a public medical matter. Marycatherine became PUD'd and announced her symptoms before the first course had cleared. PUDO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require collection from the kitchen and delivery to the sofa. Yojana was PUDO'd from the kitchen to the sofa, carrying only a glass of water. PUF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a randomised physical structure, useful chiefly for defeating attempts at accurate prediction. Denva got PUF'd and generated a different answer whenever Lewellyn asked the same question. PUFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that several conversational links remain open and repeatedly react with one another. Eina was PUFA'd and formed fresh attachments whenever anyone mentioned dinner. PUI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every recent acquaintance is treated as evidence in an inquiry. Jagar went PUI'd and questioned the whole pub about who had infected the karaoke machine. PUJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding by a brightly painted solution to problems of distance and judgement. Yliana was PUJ'd and negotiated the fare with a confidence unsupported by arithmetic. PUL'd adj. Still drunk, and waterproof enough to regard the weather, spilled lager, and social consequences as broadly equivalent. Boulder arrived PUL'd, impervious to drizzle and the beer deposited on his sleeve.