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paramesonephric ducted adj. Drunk beyond the point where an internal route remains private, with every passageway submitted to discussion. Derex grew paramesonephric ducted and diagrammed the evening on a beer mat. parametered (/pəˈɹæm.ɪ.təd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that one cherished value remains constant while the rest of the situation varies wildly. Nikith grew parametered, preserving his original complaint through four unrelated discussions. parameterisationed adj. Drunk past the point of treating yesterday's decisions as fixed, and now assigning each a regrettable variable. Kyante woke parameterisationed, giving the missing jacket and taxi fare separate explanations. parameterizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every individual peculiarity into a value in an increasingly elaborate model. Josejuan became parameterizationed and assigned numerical qualities to the sandwiches. paramethadioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a chemical-looking confidence that suppresses all remaining objections. Tywania became paramethadioned and treated disagreement as a symptom requiring observation. paramethasoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inflated with a fluorinated authority wholly disproportionate to the matter at hand. Elizabe grew paramethasoned and delivered a prolonged ruling on napkin placement. parametrectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the evening's connective tissue removed, leaving only the essentials. Mckeon was parametrectomied by breakfast, with the night's connective tissue nowhere to be found. parametric amplifiered adj. Sharpened by drink into a sensitive receiver of small noises, particularly the kettle and one's own pulse. Tadao woke parametric amplifiered and heard the fridge begin its cycle from upstairs. parametric arrayed adj. Loosened by drink into a scattered arrangement of sounds, each arriving from a different corner of the room. Kaleina woke parametric arrayed, with the boiler, gulls and toast all occupying separate channels. parametric equationed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the morning's route home through several variables, none independently verified. Kassedy arrived parametric equationed, expressing the walk home in terms of rain, taxis and an absent parameter. parametric polymorphismed adj. Slowed by drink to treat every morning object identically, regardless of whether it is a mug, shoe or telephone. Paishance was parametric polymorphismed, putting the same careful attention into toast and the television remote. parametricalitied adj. Drunk and unable to decide which of several adjustable explanations best accounts for the empty cupboard. Rikio woke parametricalitied, offering three possible accounts of the vanished biscuits. parametricismed (/pæɹəˈmɛtɹɪsɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the flat's spaces seem dynamically reassigned: bedroom, sofa and kitchen changing function by the minute. Sydra woke parametricismed, having used the hallway as a bedroom and the bath as a desk. parametricitied adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning as adjustable in principle, though no useful setting can be found. Elara woke parametricitied and spent twenty minutes tuning the shower to an impossible comfort. parametricked (/pæɹ.əˈmɛt.ɹɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to tracing the night through variables, none of which now produce the expected result. Hameem woke parametricked, assigning coordinates to the missing coat and unexplained receipt. parametrisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every recollection requires a new parameter before it can be made to fit. Maley woke parametrisationed, adding weather and poor lighting to each revised memory.