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parametritised adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning's inflammation can be distinguished from the general complaint of the body. Kaleab was parametritised by breakfast, locating the headache somewhere south of the original problem. parametriumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body's supporting framework tender, uncoordinated and unwilling to rise. Geoffory woke parametriumed and negotiated the stairs with both hands on the rail. parametrixed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is only an approximate inverse of last night's plans. parametrizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the morning into adjustable settings: light, noise, temperature and distance from bed. Paytn woke parametrizationed and attempted to minimise the room's brightness without moving. parametronned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single remaining mental switch, which alternates between water and sleep. paramhansaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting critic of everyone else's route home. paramilitanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the morning's retreat with impressive but unnecessary discipline. paramilitaried (/ˌpɛɹəˈmɪlɪˌtɛɹid/) adj. Too drunk to perform ordinary domestic tasks without first organising them into a small civilian campaign. Rubianna was paramilitaried, deploying three cushions merely to reach the kettle. paramilitarismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the household through a small, exhausted internal force. paramilitaristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still defending last night's decisions as though they were matters of policy. Jlyn woke paramilitaristed, maintaining that the midnight takeaway had been strategically necessary. paramilitarizationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually converting the morning's loose arrangements into a rigid system for reaching the sofa. Yazlee woke paramilitarizationed, arranging slippers, water and sick bag in a formal chain of command. paraminophenoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop the morning in monochrome, bringing every memory out grainy and underexposed. Mattheo woke paraminophenoled, recovering the party as a series of dim, black-and-white impressions. paramiographered adj. Having drunk enough to collect the morning's small proverbs, each one learnt too late and repeated over toast. paramitaed adj. Having drunk more than any virtue required, and waking to discover that yesterday's good intentions have reached their culmination. paramitomed adj. Drunk and treating the contents of your glass as cytosol, with no boundary between one thing and the next. paramnesiaed adj. Drunk to the point where a plan mentioned in a dream is defended as a real recollection. Leslian arrived paramnesiaed, certain Nidia had promised to drive despite no such conversation occurring.