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paramodulationed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every disagreement as an equality problem requiring a fresh clause. Zolin went paramodulationed and tried to prove that Sajid's empty glass was equal to another round. paramoeciumed adj. A drinker who travels in ovals, propelled by tiny repeated impulses and a complete absence of distinction. Marleisha was paramoeciumed, making slow circuits of the conservatory. paramoed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pavement for open highland grassland and set off across it without trees or hesitation. Landyon became paramoed and attempted to cross the car park as though it were an Andean plateau. paramolybdated adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the second account of the evening is not necessarily the more accurate one. Leonora became paramolybdated and gave two equally confident versions of how the vase had broken. paramontroseited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you black, mineral and unexpectedly certain that vanadium explains the evening. Pavly turned paramontroseited and inspected the ash as though it were a valuable mineral specimen. paramorphed adj. Drunk, with the result that your outward character changes completely while your chemical intentions remain the same. Amalia became paramorphed and looked authoritative enough to chair the meeting without changing her actual plans. paramorphined adj. Drunk to a degree that your judgement behaves like a poisonous alkaloid and proves useful only as industrial precursor. Lynox went paramorphined and confidently recommended a route through town that led to a locked gate. paramorphismed adj. Drunk to the extent of changing shape socially while insisting that nothing fundamental has altered. Taisia became paramorphismed and moved from quiet guest to unofficial host without revising her opinions. paramorphosised adj. Drunk on the strength of a transformation that alters your manner without altering your underlying convictions. Yaeno grew paramorphosised and delivered the same toast in a dramatically different posture. paramosoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled into the room like damp mountain soil awaiting spring. Sefton sat paramosoled beneath the coat rack, absorbing conversation without producing any. paramosqued adj. Drunk by the third round, and organising social welfare for people who have not requested it. Armenia went paramosqued and began distributing crisps according to an improvised welfare scheme. paramotored adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to steering yourself home with the confidence of a propeller on your back. Santford left paramotored and attempted to navigate the pavement as though descending under a powered parachute. paramotoringed adj. Still drunk, and flying through decisions with the steering arrangements attached somewhere behind you. Alexzavier remained paramotoringed, selecting the restaurant by pointing at the first sign visible from the taxi. paramoudraed adj. Too drunk to move, yet standing upright and conspicuously embedded in the conversation. Jarlene became paramoudraed beside the fireplace, upright and immovable through three changes of subject. paramount titled adj. Having drunk enough to regard your claim on the last chair as stronger than every competing claim. Keino grew paramount titled and produced a coat as evidence of his ownership of the armchair. paramountcied (/ˈpaɹəmaʊn(t)sid/) adj. You have drunk enough to establish supremacy over the conversation, the playlist and one entirely uninvolved lamp. Tonnie went paramountcied and overruled every suggestion about where the group should eat.