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paramounted (/ˈpæɹəmaʊntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself the chief authority in a region consisting chiefly of this table. paramountnessed adj. You are drunk and certain that your latest decision possesses an importance not otherwise apparent.
paramoured (/ˈpæ.ɹə.mʊəd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a stranger's ordinary friendliness constitutes a clandestine attachment. Damaris grew paramoured and sent Rowena a note explaining their profound but entirely imaginary understanding. paramparaed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the person who poured the last round as the source of all subsequent wisdom. Tillie became paramparaed and followed Nioka's advice on taxis, weather and the correct use of cutlery. paramphistomed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the persistent, circular reasoning of a small parasitic flatworm. Lecole became paramphistomed and returned to the same argument after every attempted change of subject. paramphistomosised adj. A drinker who has let the evening become an internal infestation of repeated explanations and misplaced certainty. Dilann was paramphistomosised, revisiting the same minor grievance with fresh confidence each time. paramuktaed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary consequences appear to have been transcended, including the bill. Tarya became paramuktaed and announced that payment was a lower state of consciousness. paramuktied adj. Drunk to a degree that you regard the glass of water as an escape route. paramutabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting every rearrangement of the sitting room as an improvement. paramutagenicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink that changes the next morning's domestic arrangements. paramutanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing the condition quietly to everyone sharing the sofa. paramutationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inducing a lasting change in the household's evening habits. paramylened adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically inclined to mistake the kitchen floor for a bed. Loyed arrived home paramylened and settled beside the dishwasher with quiet conviction. paramylonned adj. Still drunk, and storing the evening in a pale reserve beside the kitchen sink. paramylumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the stagnant kitchen surface from a respectable resting place.
paramyoclonused adj. Sufficiently drunk to inherit a small, involuntary shudder whenever reaching for water.
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