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paramyosinned adj. Having drunk enough to furnish the sofa with considerable muscular support, but little direction. paramyotoniaed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, with every effort worsening matters. paramythiided adj. You have drunk enough to rise beside the sofa whenever someone else attempts to sit down. paramyxovirused adj. You are drunk and spreading the evening through every household surface you touch. paranaesthesiaed adj. Too drunk to notice that both legs have ceased to be useful below the waist. Or was paranaesthesiaed by closing time and accepted the barstool as transport. paranaphthalened adj. Of a drinker: arranged in dark, rigid layers beneath the kitchen light. Yexiel sat paranaphthalened on the sofa, with the curtains drawn against further chemistry. paranasal sinused adj. Of a drinker who has filled every hollow in the face with the evening's remaining atmosphere. Angi became paranasal sinused and breathed heavily into the sofa cushion. paranatellonned adj. Describing a drinker who rises alongside every other household object, especially the kettle. Miaha got paranatellonned and stood whenever the kettle or sofa shifted position. paranatisited adj. A drinker who has crystallised beside the sofa, retaining several elements of the evening. Kassadie sat paranatisited beside the sofa, composed of cushions, silence and unfinished water. paranatrolited adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a slow-forming mineral deposit. Allieanna was paranatrolited into the sofa before anyone found the glass of water. paranaturaled adj. The state of being drunk and occupied by something inexplicable beneath a blanket. parandaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has decorated the sofa with a trailing arrangement of cushions. paranderoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa a permanent station and the glass of water ceremonial. Arianis became paranderoed and conducted the rest of the evening from the sofa. parandjaed adj. A drinker who has withdrawn behind a veil of silence, while remaining plainly present. Canita was parandjaed behind her coat collar, listening intently to the jukebox. paranemaed adj. Reduced by drink to a fine, delicate growth extending from the sofa towards the kitchen. Derquan got paranemaed and stretched one careful arm towards the glass of water. paraneoplasiaed adj. Softened by drink into a household performance unrelated to the original evening's purpose.