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paranormalitied adj. The state of being drunk and apparently governed by laws not recognised by the kitchen table. Kishawna acquired a remarkable paranormalitied while trying to sit down. paranormalnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the ordinary business of losing keys seem metaphysical. paranotumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown lateral across the thorax and cannot pass through a doorway. Desiree became paranotumed and attempted the hallway sideways. paranthaed adj. Of a drinker: folded, layered, and increasingly difficult to unfold on reaching the stairs. paranthelioned adj. Reduced by drink to seeing a second, diffuse sun beside the pub sign, caused by the ice in one’s glass. Miajah went paranthelioned and reported a pale second sun above the off-licence. paranthracened adj. Softened by drink into an inert arrangement of dark layers, chiefly on the sofa. paranthropined adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient relative whose principal tool is asking for another round. Etosha went paranthropined and examined the bottle opener with ancestral seriousness. paranuchaled adj. Loosened by drink into a ridge at the back of the sofa, no longer attached to the conversation. paranucleolused adj. Emboldened by drink to place a small, condensed opinion just inside every conversation. paranucleused adj. Slowed by drink to a smaller body orbiting the main conversation, resembling participation. paranumismaticaed adj. Drunk and collecting unofficial currency in the form of receipts, tokens and loose change. Yeyson went paranumismaticaed and arranged the pub receipts by historical importance. paranursinged adj. Drunk to the point where you provide clerical support to the nurse while misfiling the biscuits. Seta got paranursinged and offered to alphabetise the first-aid box. paranuted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar snack for a substantial provision and is now cracking on regardless. paranymed adj. Drunk enough to replace every embarrassing statement with a euphemism of increasing length. paranymphed (/ˈpaɹənɪmfd/) adj. Drunk past the point of serving as ceremonial companion, but still able to locate the wedding cake. paranzellaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary retrieval, spread across the room with one narrow route back to the sofa.