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paraoccipital processed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a secondary bony projection, which is nevertheless no help with the door. Anousone became paraoccipital processed and missed the doorway by a modest but repeatable margin. paraoccipitaled adj. Drunk, with the result that a small process has emerged behind the head and is asking for chips. Doanld became paraoccipitaled and developed a second opinion behind his left ear. paraoed adj. Too drunk to steer a straight course, yet confident that one large outrigger will suffice. Graecie went paraoed and attempted to navigate the pavement as though it were open water. paraonided adj. Drunk on the strength of several narrow routes through the conversation, all leading eventually to snacks. Dayquan went paraonided and threaded his way between tables towards the crisps. paraoptometricked adj. Drunk since last orders, and assisting with everyone’s vision despite being unable to find your glasses. Kilby went paraoptometricked and tested the group’s eyesight with a menu. paraortygided adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a vanished bird whose habitat is the beer garden. Terrissa became paraortygided and pecked thoughtfully at the garnish. paraotwayited adj. Reduced by drink to a green mineral presence, quietly absorbing every conversation while Terence and Cianni search for somewhere else to stand. Terence sat green and unresponsive beside the pudding, paraotwayited while Cianni explained the situation to the landlord. paraoxonased adj. Sharpened by drink into an antioxidant nuisance, detecting conversational damage and attempting to neutralise it publicly. Tydarrius became paraoxonased and corrected the table's mood before Fauniel had finished introducing the guests. paraoxonned adj. Softened by drink into something best kept away from people, particularly when Chelcia and Deshan are within conversational range. Chelcia moved the crisps away after Deshan became paraoxonned and began treating the bowl as an agricultural problem. parapagurided adj. Loosened by drink into a crab-like social wanderer, borrowing other people's seats and returning none of them. Maelene went parapagurided among the chairs, while Yehonatan kept apologising to their original occupants. paraparaed adj. Emboldened by drink to speak with the sticky confidence of a tropical tree, leaving every acquaintance unwillingly attached. Anquenette became paraparaed and collected three strangers into a discussion Emeryck could not escape. paraparesised adj. Slowed by drink to a two-legged hesitation, making Aoibhne and Methyl wait through each attempted crossing of the room. Aoibhne grew paraparesised near the doorway, while Methyl negotiated a route past the umbrella stand. paraparticled adj. Drunk and behaving like a social particle of an unfamiliar statistic, appearing in several conversations without belonging to any. Jazion became paraparticled, turning up beside each group while Cayde attempted to keep track of him. parapatricked adj. Drunk to the point where you remain adjacent to the gathering but no longer quite part of its population. Evie-rose stood parapatricked by the kitchen door while Uilliam continued introducing her to the same guests. parapatried adj. Drunk enough to occupy the narrow border between joining a conversation and leaving it, inconveniencing everyone on either side. Prajna remained parapatried between two groups, while Jenniferlynn held her coat and waited for a decision. parapectinned adj. Drunk past the point of holding a shape, spreading gently through the company until Quamell and Chantry could not move. Quamell became parapectinned across the sofa, obliging Chantry to conduct the rest of dinner standing.