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PUO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a fever with no agreed cause and several confident theories. Fujie became PUO'd and blamed the raised temperature on draughts, olives and the landlord. PUP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every staircase appears to be installing unwanted software in your legs. Barima got PUP'd and tried to uninstall the third stair before climbing it. PUPPP'd (/pʌpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's final queue from a rash of unrelated small interruptions. Aracellie got PUPPP'd and treated every mark on the coat-check ticket as significant. PUR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and polymerically durable enough to be used wherever the evening requires reinforcement. Yovany was PUR'd, remaining upright through the dispersal of nearly everyone else. PUS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing authoritative morning instructions from a body plainly unfit for office. Marcoantonio arrived PUS'd, directing the breakfast queue with a permanent secretary's confidence. PUT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly testing the same behaviour, with results recorded and no improvement observed. Rosaelia went PUT'd, reopening the cupboard to verify that the glasses remained there. PUV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every lavatory queue for a medical consultation. Nisaiah got PUV'd and offered the gents a detailed account of his evening. PV diagramed adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the morning's increasing volume represents recovery or merely a larger bed. Rosicela was PV diagramed, charting each sip against the expanding territory of the duvet. PV numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a distinctive irrational number to every person met. Leshea got PV numbered and gave the barman a decimal classification before ordering chips. PV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every missed round as a formal breach requiring immediate review. Shandel got PV'd and documented Laquincy's failure to buy crisps as a serious violation. PVA'd adj. Having drunk more than the room's vertical alignment could accommodate, and leaning accordingly. Lenuel was PVA'd and maintained a conspicuous list towards the fruit machine. PVAL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and water-soluble enough to dissolve into tea, fishing stories and regret. Madex was PVAL'd by breakfast, dissolving gradually beside the mug. PVAcked adj. Drunk since last orders, and adhesively attached to yesterday's clothes until lunchtime. Shakeisha remained PVAcked to the sofa, despite three careful attempts at standing. PVC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to be flexible in the doorway, then rigid when asked to explain the missing coat. Ivy-leigh was PVC'd, bending round the hall table but not the morning's questions. PVCued adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid, white-edged certainty about window frames. Sandar grew PVCued and inspected the pub windows for continental precision. PVD'd adj. Loosened by drink into wandering confidently away from the intended route and calling it exploration. Shalei was PVD'd and led the group towards a car park with impressive certainty.