paraphragmaed
paraphyletismed

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paraphragmaed adj. Of a drinker: partitioned into distinct sections, each with its own account of events. paraphragmed adj. You are drunk and divided laterally, with conversation occurring on either side. Lylianah was paraphragmed, conducting separate discussions from opposite ends of the table.
paraphrasabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening capable of being restated, but not improved. paraphrasaled adj. Describing a drinker who restates each remark until its original point is no longer required. Adams was paraphrasaled and explained the landlord's sentence back to him. paraphrase massed adj. A drinker so far gone that a familiar refrain has acquired unnecessary ceremony. paraphrased (/ˈpæɹəfɹeɪzd/) adj. A drinker who gives the same account in different words, chiefly from memory. paraphrasered adj. The state of being drunk and restating matters which were already perfectly clear. Sriyansh was paraphrasered and translated the bartender's refusal into simpler language. paraphrasiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace each intended word with a plausible neighbour, forcing Harper-ann and Carter-ray to listen diagnostically. paraphrasinged adj. Drunk to the extent of making every sentence a less stable version of the one intended. Henlie became paraphrasinged on the stairs, retelling the directions with progressively fewer useful details. paraphrasised (/pəˈræfrəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeating each remark until its balance, meaning, and speaker have all shifted. Alexavier grew paraphrasised halfway up the stairs, explaining the handrail in several incompatible forms. paraphrasisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and restating instructions until nobody can tell which way is upstairs. paraphrasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally committed to saying the same thing less clearly each time. Ashlii was paraphrasted, offering four explanations for why the stairs had moved. paraphreniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and entertaining several firm explanations for why the banister is following you. paraphrenicked (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈfɹɛnɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining elaborate convictions while missing the chair by a respectable margin. Lameria remained paraphrenicked, explaining the wobble as evidence of a hostile floor. paraphrenitised adj. Too drunk to coordinate the diaphragm properly, producing breathless speech and an uncertain climb.
paraphyletismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave several parts of the evening behind while carrying the least useful one forward. Thorian was paraphyletismed, abandoning every sensible plan but retaining the difficult staircase.