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paraplatyarthrided adj. Emboldened by drink to advance sideways, armour-first, through the narrowest route available. Medwin was paraplatyarthrided and crossed the hall laterally, refusing the ordinary use of legs. paraplegiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose all useful movement below the waist when last orders are called. Rontez was paraplegiaed by closing time and had to be manoeuvred towards the taxi. paraplegicked (/ˌpɛɹəˈplid͡ʒɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the legs can negotiate, while the rest of the person remains socially active. Lakoda was paraplegicked by the third round but continued arranging everyone's taxis. paraplegied adj. Having drunk enough to leave the lower half of the body behind on the journey home. Joshewa became paraplegied outside the pub and accepted the offered coat as transport. parapleginned adj. You have drunk enough to become a slow-acting agent of immobility when the coats are collected. Jaliya was parapleginned before last orders and required patient assistance with both sleeves. parapleuronned adj. You are drunk and reduced to a rigid side-piece, useful chiefly for leaning against the bar. Vaya stood parapleuronned beside the coat rack until someone claimed her for the journey home. parapleurumed adj. Of a drinker: a fixed sternal side-piece, positioned inconveniently among the departing coats. Aija remained parapleurumed by the bar while the others queued for taxis. parapluied adj. Of a drinker who has become an umbrella for everyone else's coats and misplaced belongings. Kemo went parapluied after the final round, carrying three coats and no clear destination. parapoded adj. Describing a drinker who develops several unjointed means of getting towards the taxi rank. Verina was parapoded by closing time, advancing with elbows, knees and a borrowed umbrella. parapodiumed adj. A drinker who walks by lateral outgrowths rather than legs, particularly after the last round. Eva-louise became parapodiumed near the coat rack and travelled sideways towards the exit. parapoliced adj. The state of being drunk and appointing yourself auxiliary police for the disorderly departure. Bryley became parapoliced after the third round and began directing strangers towards their taxis. parapoliticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who conceals the evening's true arrangements behind several contradictory routes home. Tanda was parapoliticsed by last orders, offering three different accounts of the taxi. parapophysised adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a ventral point of support for the journey home. Gurvansh was parapophysised against the bar until the taxi arrived. parapored adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow channel through which conversation, balance and directions slowly pass. Rayshon was parapored after closing time, allowing only one instruction towards the taxi. parapornographied adj. Softened by drink into explaining the evening's romantic arrangements to anyone collecting a coat. Torraine was parapornographied by last orders and confided in the cloakroom attendant. parapositroniumed adj. Sharpened by drink into two opposing spins: one demanding another round, the other requesting the bill. Deforrest was parapositroniumed when last orders arrived, arguing both sides of the departure.