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parapowerliftered adj. Loosened by drink into attempting a single heroic lift of the entire coat pile. Zonnie was parapowerliftered after the final round and tried to bench-press the cloakroom bench. parapowerliftinged (/ˌpærəˈpaʊəˌlɪftɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat one journey home as a single-repetition feat of strength. Callye got parapowerliftinged and carried every coat to the taxi in one attempt. parapoxed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a reluctant animal being coaxed towards the taxi. Javeriya was parapoxed by the third round and reached the kerb shortly before dawn. parapoxvirused adj. Drunk and spiralling steadily through the coatroom, acquiring a new direction at every turn. Liyanna was parapoxvirused after last orders, circling the coats without finding her own. parapraxiaed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home reveals an unintended confession. Jarone was parapraxiaed at closing time and told the taxi driver why he had avoided the pub. parapraxised adj. Drunk enough to disclose the concealed motive whenever asking for a coat or another drink. Doris was parapraxised by last orders and requested a taxi to an address she had just denied knowing. paraprobioticked adj. Drunk past the point of active usefulness, but still carried home as though beneficial. Elfine was paraprobioticked after closing time and deposited gently in the back of a taxi. paraprocted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the coatroom's surrounding appendages can be distinguished from the person. Moreen was paraprocted by last orders, entangled with scarves, sleeves and the cloakroom rail. paraproctitised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the tissues surrounding the journey home feel inflamed and unhelpfully tender. Bolling was paraproctitised after the final round and treated the taxi seat with suspicion. paraproctiumed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, around the rear of every argument, an unnecessarily elaborate connective tissue. Kachina became paraproctiumed and supplied connective tissue to an otherwise perfectly adequate anecdote. paraproducted adj. A drinker who combines two incompatible lines of thought by a bilinear operation of dubious commutativity. Ava-louise grew paraproducted and multiplied every answer by the question beside it. paraprofessionaled adj. A drinker so far gone that they assist every professional present, without possessing the relevant profession. Humairah became paraprofessionaled and began advising the solicitor on his own case. paraprofessionalismed adj. The state of being drunk and performing competent assistance in fields where no assistance was requested. Jaiteg's paraprofessionalismed intervention delayed the meeting while improving none of its documents. parapropamoled adj. The condition of a drinker who administers consolation freely, though the alleged remedy is neither licensed nor narcotic. Einav turned parapropamoled and prescribed reassurance for a complaint about the lighting. paraprosdokianed (/ˌpæɹəˌpɹoʊsˈdoʊkiənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every sentence arrive at an unexpected conclusion, usually after the listeners have relaxed. Enry became paraprosdokianed and made the toast conclude with an audit of the napkins. paraprotaspised adj. Reduced by drink to a final larval stage, with little development remaining before complete stillness. Shannee was paraprotaspised on the sofa, apparently awaiting one last biological alteration.