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parascarosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening behave like an infestation, with consequences still moving about by morning. Michellele was parascarosised and found the next day's arrangements multiplying without permission. parascendered adj. Drunk, with the result that a person equipped for a descent keeps mistaking height for progress. Sandrea was parascendered and assured everyone that the roof offered the shortest route home. parascendinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being towed behind a vehicle seem like a sound transport arrangement. Dilani was parascendinged and proposed reaching the station by attaching herself to a passing car. parasceniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room beside the stage as a private dressing room and issuing entrances. Devonn was parasceniumed and changed coats twice before announcing his first appearance. parasceved adj. Drunk past the point of preparation, with every practical arrangement becoming somebody else's work. Pattina got parasceved and left Dela to locate the keys, coats, and taxi. paraschachnerited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral name, and certain that its mercury and silver justify another round. Harutun was paraschachnerited and ordered drinks according to an elaborate mineral classification. paraschizophreniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every doubtful thought as evidence for a carefully balanced diagnosis. Enam was paraschizophreniaed and confidently revised the evening's explanation every five minutes. paraschoepited adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing with the yellow certainty that every suggestion is chemically sound. Alanea was paraschoepited and recommended uranium as a practical solution to the seating dispute. parascholzited adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a complicated composition makes the final decision authoritative. Gibbs was parascholzited and gave the landlord a precise account of several elements nobody had requested. parascienced adj. Still drunk, and conducting unofficial experiments on whether confidence can substitute for evidence. Clarion was parascienced and tested his theory by pressing the doorbell repeatedly. parascientisted adj. Too drunk to use established methods, but entirely prepared to publish a subsidiary theory about the taxi. Sheriden was parascientisted and explained the missing taxi through an undocumented lunar effect. parascorodited adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a complicated mineral formula for a compelling reason to intervene. Madissyn was parascorodited and corrected the barman's arithmetic using arsenic, iron and confidence. parascylliided adj. Having drunk enough to circle every decision cautiously, then approach it from the side. Floraidh was parascylliided and made three slow circuits of the table before choosing a chair. parasecretioned adj. Having drunk more than the system can reasonably account for, and producing explanations in unusual quantities. Zay was parasecretioned and supplied an abnormal explanation for each unfinished drink. parasegmented adj. You have drunk enough to divide one conversation into overlapping compartments and enter all of them. Marie-anne was parasegmented, conducting three separate arguments across the same dinner table. paraselened adj. You are drunk and shining beside the main event, convinced that proximity makes your judgement luminous. Jadeon was paraselened and offered bright guidance from the edge of the birthday gathering.